FanFic - Other
"The Real World …. Roswell Style"
Part 11
by RBS722
Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread. Teddybehr ****** Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like. Faith Evans angel_b242@yahoo.com
Summary: This part was written by shortiegrl510
Category: Other
Rating: R
Kyle in the confessional with Alex’s Buzz Lightyear doll.

Kyle: All of my roommates are all repressed individuals. All of them have major issues. Let's look at them in alphabetical order, Alex is some closet case freak who has some child hood disorder. Maybe looking like Tom Hanks has given him the whole 'Big' complex where he's a five year old in a twenty-year-old body. He just needs to get laid. Hmmm... No he's not my type. Then there is Isabel, I think she likes Liz. She is talking about carrots and coffee a lot lately and I am thinkin' she's getting freaky with the carrots. Liz, I am betting is going to start using handcuffs and whips on Max... oh...( starts to drool for a second ) Okay back to my analysis. Maria has issues with her boobs, the aqua bra is a great example of that. She needs to get laid. Max, he needs to come out. I think he wants me badly but Liz has brainwashed him like she brainwashed me...oh.... Michael is overly obsessed with his hair and I am thinkin' he's in the closet. He's waiting for some Valenti lovin'. So my professional opinion we all need to sleep in one bed with me in the center. (The camera doesn't see his hands or the Buzz doll. Alex walks in, and looks at Kyle with the doll

Alex in his superman pjs) Yuck. Eww! My poor doll. Clean it off and give it to me when you're done. What's up with you and Toy Story?

Kyle: Doesn't Buzz look like Max?

In the living space.

Isabel: We need to do something about Kyle and his dad. Their bonding is gross and I keep finding stains near the monitor.

Alex: He keeps taking my toys!!!!

Kyle: This comes back to my original idea. We all need to have a group sleep over in my bed.

Maria: How will that help our mission that the crew gave us.

Kyle: When the evil guys walk in on all of us they will be killed by the sheer beauty of the sleep over.

Michael: (to Maria) Why is he looking at me and Alex like that?

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