I had searched near and far
But no other show deserved a *purplestar*

One glance at the characters Michael and Maria was all it took
For me to be totally *hookt*

My friends said, "Roswell’s just for teens"
To which I replied, "That doesn’t mean a hell of *beanz*”

I thought, “There must be other who love M&M like me”
I almost wept for joy when I found someone named *Jezzie*

She was a part of ‘net group called the CandyClan
Whose members included (entire list of Candygirls) and *Olderfherfan*

They talked about M&M all day long
Which made me want to break out in *shimmersong*

I haunted the message boards to see what they’d say
Something funny, something serious or something by *Jei*