#107 River Dog (2) – Quotes

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Maria: Ok, so what’s with the Tabasco Sauce?
Michael: Sweet and spicy.
Maria: Sweet and spicy?
Isabel: We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremely spicy. It’s our little dietary quirk.
Maria: Well, I’ll have to, uh, keep that in mind.
Michael: You do that.
Isabel: Are you two flirting? God, could my life get any worse?

Maria: Michael is the kind of guy my mother likes to refer to as a vibrator.

Michael: That was to calm you down.
Maria: Thanks.

Sheriff Valenti: I woke up with one hell of a headache.
Mrs. Topolsky: Must’ve had your head in the wrong place.