#310 A Tale Of Two Parties – Quotes

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Isabel: Kyle Valenti, it is your lucky night… Rudolph’s Shiny New Year! No?

Isabel: Is this a confidence issue? Because women can detect insecurity a mile away, Kyle.
Kyle: And you detected?
Isabel: No. I’m married. My radar’s been dismantled.

Maria: You should have seen him standing there all brave and noble. It was enough to make you fall in love with him all over again.

Isabel: It can’t be that hard, Kyle. I mean, you used to date girls.
Kyle: Look, it’s been a long time, all right? I used to be a fun guy. I used to have fun, but then the alien invasion happened, and I sorta… my social life started to suck.