| "The Real World …. Roswell Style" |
| Part 3 by RBS722 |
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Disclaimer: This is a purely fun parody of the show the Real world. I do not refer to any real world cast members in anyway, and I do not mean to offend any real world fans. Also, I love all the Roswell characters. The dialogue I made is for entertainment and for laughs only. I am not in anyway bashing any character. There are also many sexual innuendos and undertones, so if you do not want to read any of that nature, I suggest you leave the thread.
Teddybehr
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Due to the popularity of the story I felt everyone should have a chance to read it. I in no way wrote this story I just compiled this all together straight from the Roswell 1 FanForem board and ran a quick spell check, I gave credit to everyone who participated and I'm submitting this with permission from the original author teddybehr. Hope you like.
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| Cut to confessional...Max... Max: I don't think I have a problem. Krispy Kremes are a yummy treat I like to eat. So what? What about Michael's cereal obsession or Maria's Cyprus oil? No one seems to recognize those. And they have even been improving my relationship with Liz. I want to stay, but to give up krispy kremes for so long, I don't know... Cut to confessional...Liz... Liz: What do I think about the intervention? Krispy Kremes are a great aphrodisiac. What? People say I'm a nympho? So, I happen to enjoy sex, sue me. Cut to scene, Isabel and Michael in the pool room...playing a game... Isabel: So, about all this destiny stuff... Michael: I know, I really want it to work. Isabel: What about Maria? (Maria is watching their convo from an upstairs monitor) Michael: I love Maria. Maria smiles. Michael: But, its just not meant to be. Isabel: Michael, you're like my brother... Michael: Hey, I've seen you with Max. Sisterly/brotherly love is not a crime. Maria's jaw falls as she hears this. Isabel: You were spying on us? Michael: Yes, I saw that sensual massage you gave him and how you ended up kissing in the hot tub. Isabel: No you didn't! that....it...it didn't happen. Michael: Would you like to check the monitor? Isabel: I have no idea what you are talking about. Me and Max are brother and sister. Incest....yuck. Michael: Hey, all this freaky weird stuff happens on the Real world all the time. Maria walks into Max's bedroom. Maria: So, you cheated on Liz with your own sister? How could you? Max: What are you talking about? Maria: Michael saw you. Tess: No, he saw one of my visions. Maria: You did that? Max: Tess, how could you? Tess: Well you kicked me out of the house. |
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