One minute there was a gaping hole where I was shot
The next minute you had reduced it to a dot

What did my father mean when he said
All those things over my head?

"I don't care who you are or what you are..."
Oh, my God, does that mean you're an alien from afar?

Well, that certainly explains a lot
Especially how you healed the wound I got

Don't worry, I won't tell
People will probably just put me in a cell