{"id":41851,"date":"2020-01-19T07:26:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T12:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41851"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:14","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:14","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/107-river-dog\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#107 River Dog (2) \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picleft alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/106-riverdog\/normal_riverdog-495.jpg\" \/> <strong>Maria:<\/strong> Ok, so what&#8217;s with the Tabasco Sauce?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Sweet and spicy.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Sweet and spicy?<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremely spicy. It&#8217;s our little dietary quirk.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Well, I&#8217;ll have to, uh, keep that in mind.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> You do that.<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Are you two flirting? God, could my life get any worse?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> Michael is the kind of guy my mother likes to refer to as a vibrator.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> That was to calm you down.<br \/>\nMaria: Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sheriff Valenti:<\/strong> I woke up with one hell of a headache.<br \/>\n<strong>Mrs. Topolsky:<\/strong> Must&#8217;ve had your head in the wrong place.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Maria: Ok, so what&#8217;s with the Tabasco Sauce? Michael: Sweet and spicy. Maria: Sweet and spicy? Isabel:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41050,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41851","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41852,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41851\/revisions\/41852"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}