{"id":41883,"date":"2020-01-19T09:53:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T14:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41883"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:35","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:35","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/110-the-balance\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#110 The Balance \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Added by Lisa<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/109-balance\/normal_balance-034.jpg\" \/> Maria: God, this day sucks. Table 2 says their bacon&#8217;s not crisp enough. Isn&#8217;t anybody ever satisfied?<br \/>\nMaria: Well, if it isn&#8217;t Prince Charming and Quasimodo.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?<br \/>\nMaria: Cherry cola with arsenic?<\/p>\n<p>Michael: Can we please leave? All right? I&#8217;ll buy you a whole one at the House of Pies.<br \/>\nMax: What&#8217;s your problem, Michael? I thought maybe you&#8217;d want to see Maria.<br \/>\nMichael: We kind of broke up.<br \/>\nMax: What? Why didn&#8217;t you tell me?<br \/>\nMichael: Look, I don&#8217;t&#8230;I&#8217;m not sure if we did or didn&#8217;t. I mean, it&#8217;s confusing.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: Cherry cola. On the house.<br \/>\nMaria: Yours is $1.25.<br \/>\nMichael: Guess it&#8217;s not really confusing anymore, is it?<\/p>\n<p>Michael: What are you hiding from me, Max?<\/p>\n<p>Alex: Well, I&#8217;ve got 2 theories. One is that&#8230; uh, you and Liz have been brainwashed by a drug cult.<\/p>\n<p>Maria: Isabel. One piece of advice, ok? Don&#8217;t get involved with them. I mean, look at me and Michael. Granted, the passion was outrageous, but in the end, they&#8217;re pretty heartless.<\/p>\n<p>Max: Too much was happening, Michael. Topolsky was all over us, and I couldn&#8217;t risk that&#8230; I just thought I should wait, that&#8217;s all.<br \/>\nMichael: No, no, no. Go ahead and finish that. You couldn&#8217;t take the risk that what? I would go do something stupid?<\/p>\n<p>Michael: Yeah, that he couldn&#8217;t trust me with that. But he could trust Liz.<\/p>\n<p>Michael: At least I&#8217;m smart enough not to get attached. I can walk away from anybody if I have to.<\/p>\n<p>Alex: Ok, then let&#8217;s just say it were possible, all right? Why on earth would&#8230; excuse the phrase. Why would you be sent here to begin with? I mean, what purpose could you possibly have?<br \/>\nIsabel: To wipe out the world, one annoying teenager at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Isabel: You haven&#8217;t taken your eyes off me all night. It&#8217;s like you&#8217;re waiting for me to turn into something else.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: Ok, this is my favorite part. It says, &#8220;this is the best night of your life.&#8221;<br \/>\nMax: Is that really what it says?<br \/>\nLiz: Well, it&#8217;s better than &#8220;a broken clock is still right twice a day.&#8221;<br \/>\nMax: You&#8217;re right. I like yours better.<br \/>\nLiz: Ok, let me see yours.<br \/>\nMax: &#8220;Ask a girl to dance with you.&#8221;<br \/>\nLiz: Is that really what it says?<br \/>\nMax: It depends on your answer.<br \/>\nLiz: Yes.<br \/>\nMax: Then that&#8217;s really what it says.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: My parents are away for the weekend. They&#8217;re at a stargazing camp-out. Something about Venus being in the morning sky.<br \/>\nMax: I thought she was right in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>Maria: Max. Liz. You guys have to come back to the Crashdown. It&#8217;s Michael.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: And I got really dizzy. Did you get dizzy?<br \/>\nMaria: I get dizzy just thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p>Maria: Amateur. Michael is the real thing.<\/p>\n<p>Maria: Leave it to Michael to just wreak havoc on the rest of my life, even though he wants no part of it.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: Um, yeah, you know, this&#8230;this whole thing is just, it&#8217;s gonna work out. We just have to be prepared for anything that comes our way.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/109-balance\/normal_balance-405.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Alex (out loud): Well, what if this could help you find your planet?<\/p>\n<p>Milton: I don&#8217;t appreciate your attempt at humor, young man. We UFOlogists don&#8217;t joke about things like that.<\/p>\n<p>Max: I don&#8217;t want forgiveness. I want answers before my friend dies.<\/p>\n<p>Isabel: Yes, there&#8217;s something you could do. You can get out of here, both of you! And let me take care of Michael. God, he needs me right now, not strangers.<\/p>\n<p>Max: I&#8217;ve been thinking about it a lot, too&#8230; .whether this is just our life cycle. And maybe this is how we die.<\/p>\n<p>Maria: I care about him, too, you know.<br \/>\nIsabel: I know you do. But Max and Michael are all I have. And if I lose them&#8230;<br \/>\nMaria: You won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Alex: This is really happening, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Michael: I went someplace, Max, and I saw things.<\/p>\n<p>Michael: Thank you, Maxwell. No more running. No matter what.<\/p>\n<p>Max: I don&#8217;t blame you. You had every right to feel that way, because what you felt is true. We don&#8217;t belong together.<br \/>\nLiz: Don&#8217;t say that.<\/p>\n<p>Max: The other night, you know, when we went out&#8230;and the whole day before&#8230;ever since we kissed&#8230;I&#8217;ve been off balance. You made me forget that anything else existed, but that&#8217;s not real.<br \/>\nLiz: It is the only real thing that I&#8217;ve ever felt.<\/p>\n<p>Max: Sometimes you have to take a step back to see what&#8217;s really going on. Maybe that&#8217;s what we both really need to do right now&#8230; find our balance again.<br \/>\nLiz: You know, Max, I thought that&#8230; I thought that we&#8217;d found it.<br \/>\nMax: You don&#8217;t know how much I wish that could be true.<\/p>\n<p>Liz: Max&#8230;how is it possible that I could be&#8230; I could be the happiest that I&#8217;ve ever been in my entire life&#8230; you know, and now the saddest all at&#8230; all at one time?<br \/>\nMax: I think that&#8217;s what being in love is.<\/p>\n<p>Max: So we&#8217;ll just take a step back&#8230; for a while.<br \/>\nLiz: Well, uh&#8230; you know, if that&#8217;s what&#8230; if that&#8217;s what you want, I&#8230;<br \/>\nMax: It&#8217;s what I need&#8230; cuz I&#8217;m just as scared as you are.<\/p>\n<p>(Liz kisses Max)<br \/>\nLiz: I just wanted&#8230;to remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lisa Maria: God, this day sucks. Table 2 says their bacon&#8217;s not crisp enough. 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