{"id":41890,"date":"2020-01-19T10:00:25","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41890"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:36","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:36","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/111-the-toy-house\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#111 The Toy House \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> Max, you know what your problem is? You put everything on yourself&#8230; on your own shoulders. Maybe you should have some faith in the people around you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> I gotta be a stone wall and when I&#8217;m with you sometimes I don&#8217;t feel like a stone wall anymore. <strong>Maria:<\/strong> What do you feel like?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t know&#8230; like, confused.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Human?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Yeah, and I don&#8217;t want to feel that way.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picleft alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/110-toyhouse\/normal_toyhouse-484.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> I worked my ass off on that thing. It was beautifully crafted. It was spring activated to secure the napkins. It redefined the term napkin holder.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Humans. How excited they get over someone putting a ball through a hoop. It&#8217;s ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> You&#8217;re really upset. This is bad.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> I&#8217;m all right.<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Max, I know you. You only ever listen to the Counting Crows when you&#8217;re really upset.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Adults are the enemy Max, remember that.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> Michael you say.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael (to Max):<\/strong> You healed a pigeon. Great. Now you&#8217;re Dr. Dolittle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> We can&#8217;t just do a Max on this thing. We can&#8217;t just sit back and passively watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Liz: Max, you know what your problem is? You put everything on yourself&#8230; on your own shoulders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41107,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41890","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41891,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41890\/revisions\/41891"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}