{"id":41899,"date":"2020-01-19T10:07:23","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41899"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:37","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/113-the-convention\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#113 The Convention \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> My mother. Great first impression.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Why would I want to make an impression?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Alien Takedown? What is that? Some sort of wrestling match?<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Yeah, the Alien Takedown. You have a problem with that?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Yeah, you know what? I do. I&#8217;m here trying to figure out the meaning of my existence and I&#8217;m tired of having to wade through the kooks like you and the freak shows like this to do it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Max:<\/strong> Mud.<br \/>\n<strong>Liz:<\/strong> What?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> Pie. Mud pie. For the lunch the Crashdown is catering tomorrow. I was thinking about mud pie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel (about the UFO center):<\/strong> This place is psychologically damaging.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/112-theconvention\/normal_theconvention-337.jpg\" \/><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Mud.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> What?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Mud. I am thinking about mud.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Why do I even try?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Max:<\/strong> Michael, I&#8217;ve gotta talk to you about something. Personal. <strong>Michael:<\/strong> Nothing&#8217;s too personal. <strong>Max:<\/strong> How do you do it with Maria? <strong>Michael:<\/strong> Too personal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sheriff Valenti:<\/strong> I didn&#8217;t know this was gonna happen. I didn&#8217;t know he was as dangerous as he was.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> What did you tell him? Why did he come after me? You&#8217;re the Sheriff. You&#8217;re supposed to protect me. But all you&#8217;ve done is go after me! You believe all these crazy things. You&#8217;re just like Hubble. You want me? Well, here I am! Take me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Maria: My mother. Great first impression. Michael: Why would I want to make an impression? Michael: Alien<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41140,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41899","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41900,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41899\/revisions\/41900"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}