{"id":41903,"date":"2020-01-19T10:10:52","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41903"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:51","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:51","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/114-blind-date\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#114 Blind Date \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex (to Maria):<\/strong> We are high school geeks and we like it like that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Okay, I&#8217;ll tell you if you tell me. How far did you and Liz get?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> We saw into each others souls. How about you?<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Second base.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> Well, we can&#8217;t win them all.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DJ:<\/strong> Look at these guys, you&#8217;ve got them hanging on by a string and I think you owe it to them and the KROZ listeners to choose your Valentine here and now. Will it be Doug, the dream man we chose for you, the ex-boyfriend Lyle-<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Kyle!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Hey, I&#8217;m just happy to be nominated&#8230; and I think I&#8217;m gonna puke.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Max:<\/strong> Now Liz, before you jump to any conclusion, I think you ought to know, that we are really, really drunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> This can never be normal, Max.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> What&#8217;s so great about normal?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> Wait, Max. Max. Did you really mean everything that you said when we were alone tonight?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t remember. What did I say? I didn&#8217;t mean to ruin your night.<br \/>\n<strong>Liz:<\/strong> You didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Alex (to Maria): We are high school geeks and we like it like that. Kyle: Okay, I&#8217;ll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41150,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41903","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41904,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41903\/revisions\/41904"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}