{"id":41907,"date":"2020-01-19T10:13:44","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41907"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:52","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:52","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/115-independence-day\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#115 Independence Day \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season1\/114-independenceday\/normal_iday-373.jpg\" \/><strong>Driver (to Michael):<\/strong> If you were an alien and could go anywhere in the world, would you pick Roswell?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> You know the boy that I slept but didn&#8217;t sleep with? <strong>Amy:<\/strong> Unfortunately the shock has indelibly printed his face on my brain. <strong>Maria:<\/strong> He&#8217;s in jail. <strong>Amy:<\/strong> Oh, this just gets better and better, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> He&#8217;s a cop. And you&#8217;re a hippie. <strong>Amy:<\/strong> Well, opposites attract.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Amy:<\/strong> Maria, there are like three single guys in all of Roswell. And two of them live in the Desert Inn Retirement community.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Driver (to Michael): If you were an alien and could go anywhere in the world, would you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41163,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41907","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41908,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41907\/revisions\/41908"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}