{"id":41911,"date":"2020-01-19T10:16:06","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41911"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:52","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:52","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/116-sexual-healing\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#116 Sexual Healing \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex:<\/strong> Liz, what&#8217;s goin&#8217; on? <strong>Liz:<\/strong> Alex, the most incredible thing is happening to me, but I-I don&#8217;t even know what it is. <strong>Alex:<\/strong> What?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Ok. We&#8217;re leaving now. But I have some Chaka Khan queued up on the CD player.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Listen, Maxwell. You&#8217;re a sensitive guy and you have available to you one of the top three seduction lines in history with &#8216;It&#8217;s going to help me find my home planet&#8217;. And you&#8217;re refusing to use it. No guy is that sensitive. Use it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mr. Seligman:<\/strong> You are an excellent student, Miss Parker. I&#8217;d hate to see anything get between you and the&#8230; uh&#8230; beauty of the universe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex:<\/strong> In the interests of science, kissing being purported to invoke.. insights, I wanted to, you know, offer myself as a human subject available for experimentation.<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Not gonna happen, Alex.<br \/>\n<strong>Alex:<\/strong> Right, right. Thought I&#8217;d give it a shot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> Did she see anyone else on the ship, like our parents?<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Yeah, like Captain Kirk and the Klingons?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> If you know so much, then tell me, Max, what&#8217;s my destiny?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> I only know the part I&#8217;m hoping for.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Alex: Liz, what&#8217;s goin&#8217; on? Liz: Alex, the most incredible thing is happening to me, but I-I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41174,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41911","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41912,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41911\/revisions\/41912"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}