{"id":41915,"date":"2020-01-19T10:18:26","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:18:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41915"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:28:53","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:28:53","slug":"117-crazy-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/one\/117-crazy\/117-crazy-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#117 Crazy \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> I always hate the first day at a new school.<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Done this before?<br \/>\n<strong>Tess:<\/strong> Only about a hundred times. Everyone&#8217;s always so &#8230; nice.<br \/>\n<strong>Alex:<\/strong> Is that a bad thing?<br \/>\n<strong>Tess:<\/strong> Well, the guys are usually nice because they wanna jump my bones, and the girls are usually nice because they wanna find out if I wanna jump their boyfriends&#8217; bones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> I&#8217;m serious, Max, things are getting frosty. She went to the French Club meeting today instead of meeting me in the eraser room. The French Club. What the hell is that?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Tess: I always hate the first day at a new school. Isabel: Done this before? Tess: Only<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41182,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41915","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41916,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41915\/revisions\/41916"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}