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Max (voiceover):<\/strong> Well, I guess the natural place to start is… that I’m an alien… a hybrid, actually. You know, human DNA mixed with alien DNA… that kind of thing. Oh, I almost forgot. My sister Isabel and our friend Michael are also a little green around the gills.<\/p>\nCourtney:<\/strong> You people are way too into C-SPAN. Nasedo (as Pierce):<\/strong> There is no record in our files of the substance called cadmium-x, because there is no substance called cadmium-x. Cadmium-x is a hoax that we invented.<\/p>\n Maria:<\/strong> Girlfriend. Like, I know that we bonded over the summer, but I’m not quite ready to show you the bod just yet.<\/p>\n Alex:<\/strong> Oh, look! “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” is playing at the Revival Theater at the fairgrounds.<\/p>\n Maria:<\/strong> I’m definitely not on the market for a 30-something shapeshifter… but I have to admit the man rocks.<\/p>\n Grant:<\/strong> There’s one thing that I can’t quite explain. I was using a Lorenz Pulse 5… basically a fancy metal detector. Why would a metal detector detect bones? Max:<\/strong> No rock stands a chance against Michael Guerin. Michael:<\/strong> You’re our leader. Why don’t you lead us? Liz:<\/strong> Congresswoman Whitaker! It is so nice to meet you. You are a real hero to me. Whitaker:<\/strong> And with all due respect to you, I have no intention of leaving this situation in the hands of a county sheriff. This is now a matter of federal interest.<\/p>\n Pierce (as Nasedo):<\/strong> You can never find those little pod people when you want them.<\/p>\n Nasedo:<\/strong> Sheriff Valenti, welcome to the ever-burgeoning “I know an alien” club. You called me here. I assume it’s important.<\/p>\n Nasedo:<\/strong> To borrow a rather crude human colloquialism, I’ve been diddling her all summer.<\/p>\n Nasedo:<\/strong> I must admit, I’ve grown awfully fond of the foul temptress. It’s a shame I may now have to kill her.<\/p>\n Liz:<\/strong> I’m not a dork. I just enjoy science.<\/p>\n Maria:<\/strong> Why? ‘Cause you’re destined to be with Isabel? Maria (to Michael):<\/strong> So, I hear ex-cons are really great in bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Added by MiriStar Max (voiceover): Well, I guess the natural place to start is… that I’m an alien… a hybrid,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41241,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41938","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41939,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41938\/revisions\/41939"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMaria:<\/strong> Goodbye, Courtney.<\/p>\n
\nDeputy Hanson:<\/strong> Ok, I just got goose bumps.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Our fearless leader.<\/p>\n
\nMax:<\/strong> Fine! Crack some more rocks.<\/p>\n
\nWhitaker:<\/strong> You don’t need to suck up, really. My paid staff takes care of my enormous ego.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Oh, so there’s, um, not an actual salary?
\nWhitaker:<\/strong> We have a lot to talk about.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season2\/201-skinbones\/normal_skinbones-393.jpg\")
Michael:<\/strong> Nasedo. It’s Michael.
\nNasedo:<\/strong> Does Max know you’re calling?
\nMichael:<\/strong> No. But we got a code red. Get the hell out here.
\nNasedo:<\/strong> Don’t ever contact me again unless Max knows.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Great people skills.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> No. I don’t buy that. Because I’m destined to be the soldier, and a soldier can’t have some chick at home waiting for him.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Michael, half the movies ever made are about soldiers with chicks waiting at home for them.<\/p>\nQuote of the Week<\/h3>\n