{"id":41942,"date":"2020-01-19T10:39:48","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41942"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:29:25","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:29:25","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/two\/202-ask-not\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#202 Ask Not \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small>Added by MiriStar<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> You said he mentioned another alien. What exactly did he say?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> He said that we were all in danger&#8230; that the skins were among us.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirring through the night.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Damn human of him. Of course, he is the reason I got shot in the first place, but what the hell. No conditions are permanent. No conditions are reliable. Nothing is self.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brody:<\/strong> I said go home. Evans? If anybody asks, you never saw any of this.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> It is just a matter of time before you weaken.<br \/>\n<strong>Liz:<\/strong> Thank you.<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> It&#8217;s not a dig. It&#8217;s just a fact. You are in love with him. You can&#8217;t live without him, and you&#8217;re going to get back together with him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> &#8220;Sure, Tess. As long as you keep your hands off me.&#8221; It&#8217;s ok. I know how you feel about me&#8230;how everyone feels about me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season2\/202-asknot\/normal_asknot-336.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> Calvin Klein. I approve.<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Dad!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> No, no, no. Um&#8230; uh&#8230; you see, he left this message, a voicemail, saying that he was going away and he wasn&#8217;t coming back ever and that it was over between the two of you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liz:<\/strong> Maria, will you do me a favor? Will you keep your big fat nose out of this?<br \/>\n<strong>Maria:<\/strong> Message received. Man!<\/p>\n<p>strong&gt;Whitaker: Don&#8217;t be shy. It&#8217;s not every day you walk in on your boss drinking and shredding&#8230;but then again, you&#8217;ve never worked in Washington.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> Kind of uptight about nudity, aren&#8217;t you, for a guy who reads Jugs?<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Give me that!<br \/>\n<strong>Tess:<\/strong> Oh&#8230;the post-its? Nice touch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> &#8220;Buddhism for Beginners&#8221; is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Max:<\/strong> What are you saying?<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> We have to kill him.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Wow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brody:<\/strong> Exactly. Do you know what this means, Max? Aliens. I mean, not like they&#8217;re walking among us or anything stupid like that, but they&#8217;re actually making contact with people right here in Roswell. Now what do you think of that? So what about you, Max? What&#8217;s your abduction story?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex:<\/strong> Note to self&#8230; take more computer classes.<\/p>\n<h3>Quote of the Week<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Tess:<\/strong> You tell &#8217;em, Buddha boy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by MiriStar Michael: You said he mentioned another alien. What exactly did he say? 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