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\nMrs. Evans:<\/strong> Kill your brother. He’s the one who planned the entire thing.<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Where is Alex, anyway?
\nMaria:<\/strong> He’s, um, he’s still getting dressed.<\/p>\n
\nMrs. Evans:<\/strong> Oh, when’s your birthday?
\nGrant:<\/strong> December 7th.
\nMrs. Evans:<\/strong> And what year might that be?<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Well, you’re welcome to stay.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Or go.<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> I invited him before I ever knew there was a party.
\nMax:<\/strong> Don’t do it again.
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Excuse me? Are you forbidding me?<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Well, what if I did?
\nCourtney:<\/strong> I like that.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> So what’s not to like?
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Kyle, where is Tess?
\nKyle:<\/strong> She went to Jensen’s to get your present. Anyway, she’s taken over television, the computer, my phone. If some chick’s gonna be yelling at me about keeping the toilet seat down, she better at least be doing me.
\nKyle:<\/strong> Doing me…a favor.
\nMrs. Evans:<\/strong> Hi. I’m, uh…I’m Isabel’s mom.<\/p>\n
\nMaria: <\/strong>Oh, boo-hoo. Sorry.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.
\nAlex:<\/strong> She saw my nipple?<\/p>\nQuote of the Week<\/h3>\n
\nAlex:<\/strong> Chill out? Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?
\nMaria & Courtney:<\/strong> Yes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"