{"id":41950,"date":"2020-01-19T10:46:42","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T15:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41950"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:29:26","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:29:26","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/two\/204-summer-of-47\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#204 Summer Of &#8217;47 \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by MiriStar<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season2\/204-summerof47\/normal_summerof47-044.jpg\" \/> <strong>History teacher:<\/strong> Mr. Guerin, true or false? We&#8217;re not even a month into the semester, and you&#8217;re already failing my class. This is a new record.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> To be perfectly blunt with you, sir, World War II just doesn&#8217;t do it for me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> What was World War II like?<br \/>\n<strong>Hal:<\/strong> What do you think?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hal:<\/strong> Well, when the going gets rough, resort to plagiarism, huh? You kids today are softer than soap. You ever heard of, uh, Omaha Beach or the V-1 flying bomb, Yalta, Jane Russell? I mean, have you ever&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> Taken my teeth out to brush them?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Cavitt:<\/strong> Captain. You see that troop truck? Take it directly to hangar 20. No stops. No questions. I don&#8217;t care if a family of 4 is bleeding on the roadside.<br \/>\n<strong>Hal:<\/strong> But Roswell needs all the tourists it can get, Captain.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man at bar:<\/strong> But think of the possibilities. Roswell, New Mexico &#8211; home of the little green men.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hal:<\/strong> So you want to hear about my day?<br \/>\n<strong>Rosemary:<\/strong> Absolutely not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> Oh, yeah, I&#8217;m not the one sitting next to an ancient gastrointestinal tract, pally.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> The chicks dig it, grandpa.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Betty:<\/strong> Already fixed it. Cars are like men, Carver. Give their cable a little jiggle and they&#8217;ll be fine &#8217;til morning.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hal:<\/strong> They looked like human fetuses. There was 4 to a sac. 8 total. That night, I packed my things and never came back. The base was on full alert. There was no way anybody or anything else could have escaped&#8230; and that&#8217;s the story of Hal Carver. The only time I ever stuck my neck out to save anything&#8230; and it all went to hell.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> You saved me.<\/p>\n<h3>Quote of the Week<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> I&#8217;m sorry. When humans need rides, they take Jettas. And when aliens need rides, they take spaceships. Oh! Find one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by MiriStar History teacher: Mr. Guerin, true or false? We&#8217;re not even a month into the semester, and you&#8217;re<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41269,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41950","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41951,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41950\/revisions\/41951"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}