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\nAlex:<\/strong> I’m so depressed.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Wimps.<\/p>\n
\nAlex:<\/strong> Isabel, she gave me another one of those “Alex, you’re such a great friend” speeches. It made me want to puke.
\nMaria:<\/strong> I have Michael Guerin. He’s mine. You should have seen his face when he apologized to me. His eyes were practically begging me to take his sorry ass back. I have so landed him for once and for all… I think.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> That’s good for sex, right?<\/p>\n
\nFuture Max:<\/strong> Do you really see grey?<\/p>\n
\nLiz:<\/strong> Well?
\nFuture Max:<\/strong> I said approximately.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Talk?
\nMaria:<\/strong> Yeah, about our relationship.
\nMichael:<\/strong> You gotta be joking me.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Thanks.
\nCourtney:<\/strong> Well, I guess it’s time for another night curled up in my sheets, fondling my remote control.
\nMichael:<\/strong> I guess.
\nCourtney:<\/strong> Unless, of course, you want to be my remote control for the night?<\/p>\n
\nTess:<\/strong> Yeah, right.
\nKyle:<\/strong> No, I’m serious. I feel, like, all this energy coming from you right now. In order to trim the lamp of wisdom, we must attend to our bodily needs.
\nTess:<\/strong> Let me tell you something, Buddha-boy… I got a lamp that needs some serious trimming.<\/p>\n
\nLiz:<\/strong> Rah-rah. What?<\/p>\n
\nFuture Max:<\/strong> I did.<\/p>\n
\nLiz:<\/strong> Kyle, we were never in bed together.<\/p>\n
\nKyle:<\/strong> No tongue. I’m on board.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Yeah. Ok.
\nKyle:<\/strong> I’m here to help. My body’s merely a vessel.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Ok.<\/p>\nQuote of the Week<\/h3>\n