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\nMaria:<\/strong> But it’s hard to run with your pants around your ankles?<\/p>\n
\nLiz:<\/strong> You mean, from me.<\/p>\n
\nMax:<\/strong> Yeah.
\nMichael:<\/strong> There’s a first.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Hey, are you just gonna rag on me or are you gonna help?<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Actually, we’ve been invited.<\/p>\n
\nLiz:<\/strong> Oh, I, um…I…we…it was great.
\nTess:<\/strong> Noted.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Yes. You know what? Just to make things simpler, from now on you should consider everything to be your fault, ok? Ok.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Well, I guess that makes 2 of you, then, doesn’t it?<\/p>\nQuote of the Week<\/h3>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Michael, if you can hear me now over the sound of your rapidly inflating ego, could you please tell me that you do not believe what this…this Michael-worshipper here has to say?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"