{"id":41962,"date":"2020-01-19T11:03:44","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T16:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41962"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:29:42","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:29:42","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/two\/207-wipe-out\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#207 Wipe Out! \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

Added by MiriStar<\/small><\/p>\n

Isabel:<\/strong> I’m not avoiding you. We destroyed a race of people. I’m just trying to get past it. Juice?<\/p>\n

Sheriff:<\/strong> You know what? If you laid off the mumbo jumbo, you might get a date every once in awhile.<\/p>\n

Maria:<\/strong> Yeah. We found one of those snake skin things off of Elm street.<\/p>\n

Maria:<\/strong> Oh, please don’t let me die like Elvis.<\/p>\n

Nicholas:<\/strong> Look in the mirror. You’re shedding.
\nIda:<\/strong> Ohh… it’s the heat. Why couldn’t those brats be from Seattle?<\/p>\n

Liz:<\/strong> Um… you know, from what… from what she said, the husk is starving. It’s looking at her thighs like they’re 2 canned hams.
\nCourtney:<\/strong> I heard that, you bitch.<\/p>\n

Maria:<\/strong> Ok. We’ve got ginko, bee pollen, echinacea, C, D, E, calcium, St. John’s wort, and Pamprin… What? I was dating Michael Guerin.<\/p>\n

Courtney:<\/strong> He can get inside of your head and take anything that he wants. Basically, he rapes you of your memories and your thoughts.<\/p>\n

Kyle:<\/strong> What about me?
\nMax:<\/strong> You’re not someone I trust. Let’s move.<\/p>\n

Sheriff<\/strong>: I remember the first time you tied your own shoes… and when we, uh… we took the training wheels off of your bike.
\nKyle:<\/strong> Ok, pop, knock it off.<\/p>\n

Nicholas:<\/strong> I knew it was only a matter of time before you rejoined our side, Vilandra.<\/p>\n

Nicholas:<\/strong> And what could you possibly have to offer us?
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Me.
\nNicholas:<\/strong> You always were a flighty little princess. Jewels before studies. That’s our Vilandra. We have you, you beautiful moron.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Ida:<\/strong> What do you want to do now?
\nNicholas:<\/strong> Kill every last one of ’em.<\/p>\n

Maria:<\/strong> So how does electricity work?
\nKyle:<\/strong> Why are you lookin’ at me? We were both in the same remedial science class for 3 years.<\/p>\n

Kyle:<\/strong> Buddha, forgive me, but I’m gonna kick your ass!<\/p>\n

Nicholas:<\/strong> The granilith! That’s a bonus! I hope he gave you detailed directions.<\/p>\n

Tess:<\/strong> I just wanted to scare them with a mind warp. I thought if they saw fire… it was awful, Max. I lost control. Tapped into… something completely different.
\nMax:<\/strong> You think you could do it again?<\/p>\n

Quote of the Week<\/h3>\n

Kyle:<\/strong> Hey, I’ve been really nice about following your orders, Senor Presidente, but if I can do something to help bring some people back or ensure that Liz, Maria, and I live to see another day, I’m gonna do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Added by MiriStar Isabel: I’m not avoiding you. We destroyed a race of people. I’m just trying to get past<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41296,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41962","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41962"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41987,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41962\/revisions\/41987"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}