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\nMichael:<\/strong> Yeah. But I’ve heard you sing before. What’s the big deal?<\/p>\n
\nBrody:<\/strong> It’s just cheese.
\nMaria:<\/strong> No, it’s not just cheese.
\nBrody:<\/strong> But it’s a very small thing.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Yes. It is a very small thing, and that’s why a person who can’t even get the cheese right does not deserve to live!
\nBrody:<\/strong> Wow. You take your job very seriously.<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> I’m just getting in shape.
\nMax:<\/strong> Since when? Your only exercise used to be the escalator at the mall.<\/p>\n
\nRath:<\/strong> In his sock drawer.
\nLonnie:<\/strong> “To Max. I’ll always love you. Liz.”
\nRath:<\/strong> Liz.
\nLonnie:<\/strong> She ain’t got nothin’ goin’ on.
\nRath:<\/strong> Yeah, well, I’d do her.<\/p>\n
\nLonnie:<\/strong> Queen Latifah.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> So you guys are, like, defective.
\nLonnie:<\/strong> Actually, you’re the defectives.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Do you realize that what you just said made absolutely no sense?<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> I’ll get back to you on that.<\/p>\n
\nMax:<\/strong> I guess that’s the problem, Liz.<\/p>\nQuote of the Week<\/h3>\n
\nLonnie:<\/strong> No 3 ways tonight, opie. Maybe later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"