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\nMax:<\/strong> We must have 50 channels.
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Crap. Crap.<\/p>\n
\nKyle:<\/strong> Master?
\nBuddha:<\/strong> Our enemies have arrived, Kyle. We must leave Earth and face the dark legion.
\nKyle:<\/strong> No, no, no, no. I’m here for inner peace, not that science fiction crap.<\/p>\n
\nSean:<\/strong> Okay.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Rule one, toilet seat is left down. Rule two, underwear are not left on the floor, no. Rule three, milk is poured into a glass, not directly consumed by the carton. Rule four –
\nSean:<\/strong> There a lot of these rules?
\nMaria:<\/strong> Don’t worry, I’ll write them down for you, assuming of course, that you can read.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Okay, is this a general freakout or should I be concerned?
\nLiz:<\/strong> No, I have Max on my brain 24 hours a day. Okay, I dream about him, I think about him, and now I’m saying his friggin’ name without even realizing it. What am I going to do?
\nMaria:<\/strong> You’re in love that’s all.
\nLiz:<\/strong> I know, but it’s not getting me anywhere.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Okay relax, relax, Liz. It’s not that bad. I promise.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Not that bad? Really? Why don’t you look at this?
\n(Liz pulls out two pictures of Max from her apron pockets.)
\nLiz:<\/strong> See! Obsession, obsession, obsession, obsession!
\nMaria:<\/strong> Okay, okay, you’re a Max-aholic. I’m here for you. What can I do?
\nLiz:<\/strong> Get me a life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"