{"id":41989,"date":"2020-01-19T11:29:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T16:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=41989"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:30:02","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:30:02","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/two\/214-how-the-other-half-lives\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#214 How The Other Half Lives (4) \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> Greetings. It&#8217;s the team of Guerin and DeLuca again.<br \/>\n<strong>Intercom:<\/strong> Wait right where you are. The police should be by to scoop you up in approximately ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex:<\/strong> So is this the sixth or seventh hole we&#8217;ve dug today?<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Hey, hey. I was kinda wondering what the hell you people were doing sophomore year.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> What do you think alien crystals are going for on Ebay?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Suddenly I&#8217;ve joined this club I never wanted to join. And it looks a lot like a chain gang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Since Alex and I figured out how to kill the queen and Max told Michael, Michael must have killed the queen, so all the crystals died, and they fell on us &#8217;cause they&#8217;re dead which means we must have saved the world!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> I&#8217;m not what you&#8217;d call an optimist. Life sucks and people suck.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Maria: Greetings. It&#8217;s the team of Guerin and DeLuca again. Intercom: Wait right where you are. The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41356,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-41989","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41989"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41989\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41990,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41989\/revisions\/41990"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=41989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}