{"id":42016,"date":"2020-01-19T11:51:52","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T16:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42016"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:30:35","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:30:35","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/301-busted\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#301 Busted! \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Max. You idiot. What are you trying to do to our poor clueless human parents?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> So what&#8217;s the deal? You&#8217;re running low on cigarettes?<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> There&#8217;s an underground government storage facility under the convenience store.<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> That&#8217;s a surprise.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Max, a little reality check. This ship you&#8217;re talking about&#8230;sucks. It&#8217;s a lemon. It crashed to begin with. That&#8217;s why we&#8217;re stuck here.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season3\/301-busted\/normal_busted-306.jpg\" \/> <strong>Michael:<\/strong> Mr. Seligman, I know you hate my guts. Personally, I hate yours, too.<br \/>\n<strong>Mr. Seligman:<\/strong> This is how you ask a favor?<br \/>\n<strong>Michael:<\/strong> But if you help me graduate this year, then you won&#8217;t have to see me next year.<br \/>\n<strong>Mr. Seligman:<\/strong> Well, you do have a point there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Max:<\/strong> Liz, I just want to put everything that happened behind us.<br \/>\n<strong>Liz:<\/strong> Yeah, you know that I would, too, if I had impregnated an alien killer who murdered one of our best friends and then left the planet with my unborn child.<br \/>\n<strong>Max:<\/strong> So you&#8217;re still holding on to that?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Isabel: Max. You idiot. What are you trying to do to our poor clueless human parents? Michael:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41409,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42016","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42017,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42016\/revisions\/42017"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}