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Alex:<\/strong> I go away for a couple of days, and you’re looking at wedding rings. Liz:<\/strong> I’m working, like, 90 hours a week, which means I can’t go anywhere or do anything. And you know, I’m probably gonna be dead from grease fumes by the end of the week. And I’m under constant threat of being sent to boarding school. Alex:<\/strong> You’ve only known this guy a few months, Isabel. Isabel:<\/strong> Forget about the alien thing. Pretend it’s not an issue. How long do you think the courtship should last before it’s socially okay to get married? Isabel: <\/strong>Jesse, what I wanted to say is just that, you know, if we’re gonna continue in this relationship, it needs to be about now. I can’t promise you tomorrow, and I just need you to understand that. Isabel:<\/strong> I’m cursed. Kyle:<\/strong> What are you afraid of? What do you think’s gonna happen? He’s gonna run away? Isabel, has anyone you’ve shared this with ever run away from you? Name one person. [No response] Let him in. Let him deal with it.<\/p>\n Michael:<\/strong> Everything I’m doing– the jobs, getting my grades up, is to be with you– to be better for you. So, what do you want me to do? Tell me. I’ll do it. Mr. Seligman:<\/strong> Bad move, Max. Isabel:<\/strong> Okay, I’m just gonna make it simple. And I don’t really think it’s that big of a deal anyway so, you know, I’m just gonna say it, and you can react. There’s–there’s someone I want to tell about us. Michael:<\/strong> Are you pregnant? Monk:<\/strong> Hey, how’s date night going? Maria:<\/strong> I’m an idiot ’cause I wanted you all to myself, and that’s not right ’cause I’ve never seen you that happy before, and I love you happy. I love you. Alex:<\/strong> You didn’t kill me, Isabel, and you didn’t kill Grant either. We were victims of circumstance. That’s all. And you need to forgive yourself. Isabel:<\/strong> So, if you don’t take it too personally that I just forced you to propose and then said no, I want to marry you because I have never loved anyone the way I love you, because I’m young, and because you don’t know everything about me, but you will…eventually… Jesse, will you just say something here? Michael:<\/strong> What kind of mood are you in? Added by Kenna Alex: I go away for a couple of days, and you’re looking at wedding rings. Isabel: Alex…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41419,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42022","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42023,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42022\/revisions\/42023"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Alex… Where have you been? I’ve missed you.
\nAlex:<\/strong> If only you loved me this much when I was alive.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Could it possibly be that you and Max robbed a convenience store?<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Alex, I can’t really talk to you about guys.
\nAlex:<\/strong> I’m dead. I’m beyond getting jealous.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> Well, is the couple in true, true love?
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Well, let’s say they hypothetically were.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Okay, well, did they know from the first time they met that they were supposed to be together?
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Say they hypothetically did.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Okay, well, then my opinion is that, um, from the first second of the second minute, they’re free to tie the knot.<\/p>\n
\nJesse:<\/strong> Oh.
\nIsabel:<\/strong> What were you gonna say to me?
\nJesse:<\/strong> Pretty much the opposite.<\/p>\n
\nAlex:<\/strong> You are not
\nIsabel:<\/strong> Look what happened to you– you were killed by an alien. And then there was Grant, the only other guy I was semi-involved with, and he was killed by that ridiculous alien jellyfish thing.<\/p>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> I want a moment of your time. I want several moments. I want tomorrow night to be fun, for instance.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Date night?
\nMaria:<\/strong> Yes. And please, would you please wash your sheets?<\/p>\n
\nMax:<\/strong> We were just talking.
\nMr. Seligman:<\/strong> Planning a bank heist?<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> Well, I’m glad you don’t think that’s a big deal.<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> No. We haven’t even slept together.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Has he seen you use your powers?
\nIsabel:<\/strong> No.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Why are we having this conversation?<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> I’ll be lucky if she ever talks to me again.<\/p>\n
\nMichael:<\/strong> This is okay?
\nMaria:<\/strong> Yes, this is okay. Now you realize you have to take me somewhere to make up for that tuna melt, right?<\/p>\n
\nIsabel:<\/strong> I can’t.
\nAlex:<\/strong> Well, I forgive you, and since I’m part of you, you just did.<\/p>\n
\nJesse:<\/strong> I have only one thing to say, which is — just this once, am I allowed to kiss you in public?<\/p>\nQuote of the Week:<\/h3>\n
\nMaria:<\/strong> That’s a loaded question. Do you want both barrels now, or should I save one for later in case you forgot to clean the sheets?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"