{"id":42041,"date":"2020-01-19T12:12:42","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42041"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:30:53","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:30:53","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/308-behind-the-music\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#308 Behind The Music \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n

Kyle:<\/strong> Michael, Michael, Michael. Let me explain something to you. Here on the planet earth we have this thing called jealousy.<\/p>\n

Liz:<\/strong> Everything is going to be fine between you and Maria. Trust me.
\nMichael:<\/strong> She cooked him Italian food last night.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Oh.
\nMichael:<\/strong> I knew it. It’s a problem.
\nLiz:<\/strong> No, it’s not a problem. It’s just, um, it’s food.
\nMichael:<\/strong> No, Liz. It’s Italian food.
\nLiz:<\/strong> Michael, please don’t do anything stupid. Or alien! Or both! Please!<\/p>\n

Liz:<\/strong> I think you’ve been trying to remember who you used to be for a long time. Say it.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Sometimes I just feel like I’ve paid this huge price for knowing Michael and knowing these aliens. It’s like… God, I didn’t think I’d end up here dealing with this crap every day. I mean, I love Michael, and I do sort of love this ridiculous soap opera, but I can’t take it anymore.<\/p>\n

Max:<\/strong> We still need your healing stone.
\nMichael:<\/strong> I think it’s at Maria’s.
\nMax:<\/strong> You think it’s at Maria’s?
\nMichael:<\/strong> Yeah, I don’t know. Most likely.
\nMax:<\/strong> I bet if it was one of your Metallica CDs, you’d know where it was.
\nMichael:<\/strong> Hey, you wanna bring that up again? The reason I got pissed is because you put “And Justice For All” before “Master of the Puppets”.
\nMax:<\/strong> Yeah, in alphabetical order.
\nMichael:<\/strong> They go in order of the release date.
\nMax:<\/strong> And you don’t know where your healing stone is?
\nMichael:<\/strong> Do you still wanna sleep on my couch?<\/p>\n

Michael:<\/strong> My powers are slightly out of whack.
\nMax:<\/strong> “Out of whack”?
\nMichael:<\/strong> I’ve been blowing things up all day.<\/p>\n

Michael:<\/strong> Will you come back to me?
\nMaria:<\/strong> I don’t know.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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