{"id":42047,"date":"2020-01-19T12:17:11","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42047"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:31:06","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:31:06","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/310-a-tale-of-two-parties\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#310 A Tale Of Two Parties \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season3\/310-taleof2parties\/normal_taleof2parties-194.jpg\" \/> <strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Kyle Valenti, it is your lucky night&#8230; Rudolph&#8217;s Shiny New Year! No?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Is this a confidence issue? Because women can detect insecurity a mile away, Kyle.<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> And you detected?<br \/>\n<strong>Isabel:<\/strong> No. I&#8217;m married. My radar&#8217;s been dismantled.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> You should have seen him standing there all brave and noble. It was enough to make you fall in love with him all over again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> It can&#8217;t be that hard, Kyle. I mean, you used to date girls.<br \/>\n<strong>Kyle:<\/strong> Look, it&#8217;s been a long time, all right? I used to be a fun guy. I used to have fun, but then the alien invasion happened, and I sorta&#8230; my social life started to suck.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Isabel: Kyle Valenti, it is your lucky night&#8230; Rudolph&#8217;s Shiny New Year! No? Isabel: Is this a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41465,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42047","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42048,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42047\/revisions\/42048"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}