{"id":42050,"date":"2020-01-19T12:20:12","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42050"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:31:06","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:31:06","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/311-i-married-an-alien\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#311 I Married An Alien \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season3\/311-imaa\/normal_imaa-036.jpg\" \/> <b>Michael:<\/b> Oh, Nickelodeon is having a marathon of Bewitched!!!! My weekend is set.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel:<\/strong> Psychic, like Carrie?<\/p>\n<p><b>Eric: <\/b>Must say, I was pretty surprised to hear that ol&#8217; Jesse was getting hitched. You must be something out of the ordinary.<br \/>\n<b>Isabel: <\/b>Me? No. [laughs uncomfortably] So, how long will you be staying in Roswell?<br \/>\n<b>Eric: <\/b>Until I find a story. Myer&#8217;s been driving me crazy. Says I have to come up with a slam bang piece of investigative journalism. Something that really knocks the lid off the place. Or else, I&#8217;ve gotta find another line of work.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Michael: Oh, Nickelodeon is having a marathon of Bewitched!!!! My weekend is set. Isabel: Psychic, like Carrie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41473,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42050","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42051,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42050\/revisions\/42051"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}