{"id":42060,"date":"2020-01-19T12:27:42","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42060"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:31:08","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:31:08","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/314-chant-down-babylon\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#314 Chant Down Babylon \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><strong>Maria:<\/strong> Liz, could you not be near the window now? <strong><br \/>\nLiz:<\/strong> Oh, don&#8217;t worry I&#8217;m not going to jump.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael:<\/strong> I&#8217;m about to kick his balls up into his throat.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season3\/314-chantdown\/normal_chantdown-419.jpg\" \/> <b>Michael: <\/b> First day of school, third grade. I&#8217;m standing by the lunch line, arguing with that ass, Mr. Trevors. He tells me that the cafeteria won&#8217;t take my food stamps. I say, &#8220;They&#8217;re for food, aren&#8217;t they?&#8221; And he looks down on me&#8230; and he says, with that scraggly moustache and that stupid comb-over, says, uh, &#8220;I don&#8217;t take lip from &#8230; welfare punks.&#8221; I&#8217;m about to kick his balls up into his throat&#8230;but then I feel someone watching me&#8230; It feels like a heat lamp&#8230; turned on the back of my neck, and&#8230; I turn around and uh&#8230; there you are. And you&#8217;re sitting at a table all by yourself, and you&#8217;re just staring right at me. So, I walk over, I sit down. You&#8217;re still staring at me, with those big eyes. And, ah &#8230;you pushed your tray of food over to me and you say, &#8220;You can have my lunch.&#8221; Right then I knew you were different. I thought you were different like I was different&#8230; only people liked you and they wanted you around. (Michael starts to cry) &#8230;I want you around&#8230; I want you around, so, please don&#8217;t go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isabel (to Jesse):<\/strong> That&#8217;s the problem, isn&#8217;t it? It&#8217;s not that I lied, but that I&#8217;m good at it. How can you tell when I&#8217;m telling you the truth?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Maria: Liz, could you not be near the window now? Liz: Oh, don&#8217;t worry I&#8217;m not going<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41494,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42060","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42061,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42060\/revisions\/42061"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}