{"id":42067,"date":"2020-01-19T12:33:55","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?page_id=42067"},"modified":"2020-02-02T11:31:34","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T16:31:34","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/episodes\/season\/three\/316-crash\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"#316 Crash \u2013 Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p><small>Added by Lena<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"picright alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crashdown.com\/photos\/albums\/season3\/316-crash\/normal_crash-040.jpg\" \/> <b>Kyle:<\/b> Hey, you know that king thing tattoo on Michael&#8217;s chest?<br \/>\n<b>Liz:<\/b> That&#8217;s gone. Max is king now.<br \/>\n<b>Kyle:<\/b> I know, I know. But what I was going to say was maybe Michael can get like &#8220;I&#8217;m eternally sorry&#8221; tattooed there instead and just flash it every half hour, regardless? Saves time, cuts stress&#8217; Do we know the faux pas?<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b> Yeah, he&#8230;uh&#8230; threatened my life and then shoved me out of a moving vehicle and just left me in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.<br \/>\n<b>Michael:<\/b> The car was stopped and I never threatened to kill you! Maria: After you suggested it would be better off if I was dead and Jesse and everybody else who knows about your little secret.<br \/>\n<b>Michael:<\/b> It was a suggestion. Why am I always apologizing for who I am?<br \/>\n<b>Maria:<\/b> It wasn&#8217;t you Michael.<br \/>\n<b>Michael:<\/b> Yes it is me. Max was dead. I was king. I did what I had to do.<br \/>\n<b>Maria:<\/b> Fine.<br \/>\n<b>Michael:<\/b> I&#8217;m not sorry about it either.<br \/>\n<b>Maria:<\/b> Fine!<br \/>\n<b>Michael:<\/b> No, I&#8217;m not sorry.<br \/>\n<b>Maria:<\/b> Fine.<\/p>\n<p><b>Crashdown guest (to Maria):<\/b> That&#8217;s not what I want.<br \/>\n<b>Maria:<\/b> What you want is the Olive Garden.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Added by Lena Kyle: Hey, you know that king thing tattoo on Michael&#8217;s chest? Liz: That&#8217;s gone. Max is king<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":41503,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"coauthors":[2262],"class_list":["post-42067","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42067"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42071,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42067\/revisions\/42071"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/41503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=42067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}