{"id":1469,"date":"2001-01-15T18:56:13","date_gmt":"2001-01-15T17:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2015-05-11T11:06:57","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T09:06:57","slug":"transcript-of-billnick-behind-the-scenes-footage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/2001\/01\/transcript-of-billnick-behind-the-scenes-footage\/","title":{"rendered":"Transcript of Bill\/Nick behind the scenes footage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to AshBaby for transcribing this.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Transcript of the Bill\/Nick behind the scenes footage (This is for those who can&#8217;t view the file!)<\/p>\n<p>Nick singing &#8220;Ball and Chain&#8221; by They Might Be Giants: &#8220;I lost my lucky ball and chain, now she&#8217;s four years gone\u2026..just five feet tall and sick of me..And all my lalala\u2026.&#8221; (Thanks to MichaelsAngel who recognised the song!)<\/p>\n<p>Bill opens his eyes wide and shows the camera a weird \u2018what the hell is he singing\u2019 face.<\/p>\n<p>Nick: I *don\u2019t know* that one.<\/p>\n<p>Bill: I\u2019m sure it\u2019s a *very* nice song! Is that like Ike and Tina Turner??<\/p>\n<p>Bill starts to sing and grooves in his chair: &#8220;I need love love love to ease my mind, I need time time ..someone to call my..<br \/>\nMy Mama said.. you can\u2019t hurry love.. no\u2026..you just have to wait\u2026.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nick tries to continue humming the tune\u2026and both giggle..<\/p>\n<p>Then Bill puts on a sudden mock serious face.<\/p>\n<p>Bill: &#8220;Boy do we have a lotta time on our hands\u2026 (interview laughs) *whistles*\u2026.. when\u2019s lunch?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cut to a scene of Bill with his arms on top of his head, flexing his left and right biceps \u2026and then grinning at the camera<\/p>\n<p>Bill: Some secret about Nick??<\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: Yeah some secret that he doesn\u2019t want anybody to know.<\/p>\n<p>(Nick bends over to whisper in Bill\u2019s ear)<\/p>\n<p>Nick: That\u2019ll be great. Some secret that he doesn\u2019t want anybody to know<\/p>\n<p>(Nick bends over to whisper to Bill again)<\/p>\n<p>Bill: c\u2019mon tell me\u2026 I won\u2019t tell anybody. Honest!<\/p>\n<p>(Nick whisper to Bill\u2019s yet again)<\/p>\n<p>Bill: Ok. No, I won\u2019t tell. I won\u2019t tell. (whispers conspiratorially to camera) He has 6 toes\u2026. *winks at camera*<\/p>\n<p>Nick: WHAT?! Stop!! I told you!!<\/p>\n<p>Bill sings again: &#8220;I need love love love to ease my mind\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nick: Like that\u2019s not really an embarassing secret\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bill: No.<\/p>\n<p>Nick pretends to whisper to Bill: I\u2019m the greatest guy in the world but don\u2019t tell anyone\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bill: Okay\u2026hahaha .. (Nick laughs too) is it ok with you if I *don\u2019t* ??<\/p>\n<p>Bill tinkles &#8220;You Like Me Too Much&#8221; by the Beatles on the piano (thanks to ILVtheFAB4 for this information) while Jason and Katie look on.<\/p>\n<p>Bill starts to sing: Though you&#8217;re gone away this morning \u2026 you&#8217;ll be back again tonight \u2026 telling me there&#8217;ll be no next time \u2026.if I just don&#8217;t treat you right ..<\/p>\n<p>Katie moves away, back to the camera. And Jason stretches out his arms above his head and grins\u2026 showing a bit of his belly\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Interviewer: Say goodbye, Bill<\/p>\n<p>Bill: Goodbye.. I have to run home and pray for the Democrats\u2026. (winces and shows fists in a kind of victory gesture)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to AshBaby for transcribing this. 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