{"id":1487,"date":"2001-01-18T19:49:02","date_gmt":"2001-01-18T18:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?p=1487"},"modified":"2015-05-11T11:04:38","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T09:04:38","slug":"transcript-of-colin-hanks-video-behind-the-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/2001\/01\/transcript-of-colin-hanks-video-behind-the-scenes\/","title":{"rendered":"Transcript of Colin Hanks Video &#8211; Behind The Scenes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Girl Interrupted for this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nCut to Alex in the Crashdown, I cant remember what episode its from:<\/p>\n<p>Alex: Do you find that all men are obsessive?<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin in the make-up\/hair room:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: I swear, normally I dont care about my hair that much.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin and a woman, both looking in the mirror:<\/p>\n<p>Colin (to the woman): Hey! Shes video taping me getting my make-up done.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin with his hair spiked, it looks like Brendans from the beginning<br \/>\nof the first season:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: This is the&#8230;the switch episode where I play Brendans character and<br \/>\nBrendan plays my character. But I play last seasons Brendan.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin with his hair still spiked:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: Well, like when I come out of the shower in the morning and I see my<br \/>\nhair like this, I think of Brendan.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin standing extremely close to the camera lens:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: The best is when the camera isnt shooting and Brendan is just sitting<br \/>\nthere going&#8230;(checks out his hair in the camera lens) Looking for his<br \/>\nreflection and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Colin: (he turns his head side-to-side, then tilts his head upward looking at<br \/>\nthe inside of his nose, then sniffs loudly) Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>(laughter)<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin looking in the mirror:<\/p>\n<p>Woman #1: Hes the buckaroo.<\/p>\n<p>Colin: Thats me. You keep trying to get that buckaroo in there somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>(laughter)<\/p>\n<p>Colin: Just show them the photo.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin holding up a photo of himself from Summer of 47, with his<br \/>\nflannel shirt and cowboy hat:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: Thats why she keeps saying our little buckaroo.<\/p>\n<p>Woman #2: Wheres that from?<\/p>\n<p>Woman #1: I dont know.<\/p>\n<p>*Side Note: On the bottom of the photo it even says: Our Little Buckaroo<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin sitting in a chair, getting his hair done:<\/p>\n<p>(Its hard to understand what he says here, so bear with me)<\/p>\n<p>Colin: I was thinking about coming back with a shaved head.<\/p>\n<p>(Colin gasps, then Woman #1 gasps)<\/p>\n<p>Woman #1: Thats a secret.<\/p>\n<p>Colin (acting like someone else): He didnt mean that did he? He didnt mean<br \/>\nthat did he?<\/p>\n<p>Woman #2: Thats not on camera is it?<\/p>\n<p>Colin: (Jason) Katims is gonna say: Wait, hes kidding right? Hes not<br \/>\nreally gonna come back with a shaved head.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin sitting in the chair:<\/p>\n<p>Colin: And Im serious, at home&#8230;.at home I hate doing my hair. I hate&#8230;I<br \/>\nhate going&#8230;I dont go out because I dont wanna do my hair. I&#8230;I do it<br \/>\nenough here (referring to the set)<\/p>\n<p>Colin: Wheres that afro pick?<\/p>\n<p>*Side Note: An afro pick is like a comb you use to tease your hair, for<br \/>\nthose who didnt know.<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Colin shaving his face:<\/p>\n<p>Colin (saying this to the camera person): See get this, zoom in here (point<br \/>\nto his face). Zoom in on all my imperfections. See that? Right there? There.<br \/>\nA lot up here (pointing to his forehead). My nose is always dry right there<br \/>\n(pointing to the side of his nose).<\/p>\n<p>Cut to Alex in Into The Woods<\/p>\n<p>Alex: Right. I&#8217;m gonna go to the bathroom and go have a little talk with<br \/>\nmyself.<\/p>\n<p>The End.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Girl Interrupted for this: Cut to Alex in the Crashdown, I cant remember what episode its from: Alex:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[2377,3],"tags":[72,18,38],"coauthors":[2273],"class_list":["post-1487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colin-hanks","category-leading","tag-behind-the-scenes","tag-colin-hanks","tag-transcript"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28528,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1487\/revisions\/28528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1487"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}