{"id":1764,"date":"2001-04-13T14:05:21","date_gmt":"2001-04-13T12:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2008-08-02T14:07:01","modified_gmt":"2008-08-02T12:07:01","slug":"first-casuality-voted-from-roswell-survivor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/2001\/04\/first-casuality-voted-from-roswell-survivor\/","title":{"rendered":"First Casuality Voted From &#8220;Roswell Survivor&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tried posting this last night but it wouldn&#8217;t go through :(<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230;it&#8217;s been three days and now it&#8217;s time for one of the sixteen &#8220;Roswell&#8221; campers to leave camp and head back to civilization.<\/p>\n<p>The first victim voted out of the camping trip, by the visitors of this site, by just two votes is&#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSean DeLuca<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sean walked away with 27 votes cast against him to Tess&#8217; 25.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the castaways received the following votes cast against them:<\/p>\n<p>Rath (Michael&#8217;s dupe) 12<br \/>\nNicholas 11<br \/>\nLonnie (Isabel&#8217;s dupe) 10<br \/>\nAmy DeLuca and Ava 3<br \/>\nMax Evans\/Liz Parker and Maria DeLuca 2<br \/>\nAlex Whitman\/Isabel Evans and Jim Valenti 1<br \/>\nKyle Valenti\/Michael Guerin and Brody 0<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some of the responses to why people voted the way they did.. (I&#8217;m withholding names to make it more fair for everyone reading this and wanting to participate)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;While some of the campers are not pulling their weight with the tents,<br \/>\ngetting the fire started etc&#8230;(namely Nicholas, Lonnie and Rath), they<br \/>\nhave potential to help. Rath said that if they wanted a fire, he could<br \/>\ndeliver fire&#8230;but let&#8217;s just stay clear of asking him for that kind of<br \/>\nhelp. It&#8217;s only the first day, and already, some of the members have<br \/>\ntold me that some of their stuff is missing. Liz, Tess, Isabel, Ava and<br \/>\nLonnie have complained that some of their delicates were missing. At<br \/>\nfirst, they all thought Nicholas, because, hey, the lady&#8217;s man has been<br \/>\nstuck in kiddie form for 50 years, he&#8217;s bound to be frustrated. When<br \/>\nthey checked out his belongings, they didn&#8217;t find anything on him. Then<br \/>\nthey turned to Rath, but as Maria stated, boy is hot. And he&#8217;s screwing<br \/>\nLonnie. He doesn&#8217;t need to steal anyone&#8217;s panties. He could just ask<br \/>\nthem for it. After much thinking, Maria realised that the only 2 females<br \/>\nwho didn&#8217;t get panties stolen were herself and Amy. She took that<br \/>\ninformation to the Sheriff and he obviously was on the same wave length<br \/>\nas her. Valenti ordered a group meeting and asked Sean to bring his<br \/>\nbackpack with him. After scrumaging around the bag, Valenti found the<br \/>\nmissing delicates. The girls were NOT impressed. There&#8217;s tension in the<br \/>\ncamp. The girls are all angry with Sean, as are the girls&#8217; jealous<br \/>\nsignificant others. Rath seems to be the only one impressed. Nicky too,<br \/>\nbut after being accused for a crime he wished he thought of so he could<br \/>\ncommit, he was a bit angry at Sean.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, to keep harmony on the trip, Sean must leave. Anyway, the<br \/>\nguy&#8217;s on parole. He has to check in every so often.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;because he keeps posing as Michael and making-out w\/ Maria and keeps tring to kill Max w\/ his powers&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vote Nicholas off the camping trip.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a braty little kid who is a loner and a trouble<br \/>\nmaker. He&#8217;ll wander off, to plot more trouble and<br \/>\nsomeone will have to go find him constantly. Not to<br \/>\nmention he&#8217;d be dropping skin flakes all over the camp<br \/>\nground &#038; inside the tents. After several days of bad<br \/>\nattitude compounded by holier then thou disrespect for<br \/>\nhis elders, plots to cause trouble and no doubt theft<br \/>\nof snack foods from the camping supply tent, the teens<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t be able to take it anymore. Michael would<br \/>\nprobably tie him to a sign post by the interstate to<br \/>\nget picked up by some truckdriver going back to<br \/>\nRoswell. Then Maria&#8217;d make him got get him back,<br \/>\nleaving a big balloon of anger between her and<br \/>\nMichael. Thereby adding tension to an already<br \/>\ndifficult situation for those city folks&#8230;.get rid of<br \/>\nNicholas now before the campers string him up by his<br \/>\nflaky skin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I would vote off Rath (Michael&#8217;s Dupe) because that mohawk and the piercings were going to be fire hazards (his hair) and if they have to climb branches or do any kind of stunts his piercings may get caught and hurt!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i&#8217;d vote for Sean DeLuca<\/p>\n<p>why: he&#8217;d use up all of their food by making everyone spell out their problems with each other rather than eating it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tess, she won&#8217;t be able to handle seeing Max warm Liz up by the fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As we&#8217;ve journied so far into the woods, we&#8217;ve noticed that our mustard<br \/>\nsupply has gone extremely low. And who could it be, but Sean, who&#8217;s recent<br \/>\ngirl troubles have forced him to drink bottle after bottle of the stuff.<br \/>\nNonetheless, since mustard comes from a bean and there&#8217;s strange phaenomena<br \/>\nin Frazier Woods, Sean&#8217;s fart has become explosive, and he presents a danger<br \/>\nto the whole cast.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I vote that Lonnie gets kicked off from the woods&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That spikey hair of hers can cause some serious damage to the natural<br \/>\nhabitat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think Sean should be voted off for spilling mustard packets all over the campsite. :)&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am voting for Sean DeLuca to be kicked off the camping trip because he is using up all the mustard writing his troubles out on the hamburgers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sean DeLuca. After being turned down by every female on the trip, he was found tryig<br \/>\nhis moves on a female forest ranger.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rath definitely gets my vote just for how bad his hair really looks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m voting off Sean Deluca because I know he&#8217;s gonna try to move in on Liz<br \/>\nwhen Max is out gathering wild berries or something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There were the usual problems for starters. Maria wanted to kill him<br \/>\nfor hitting on Liz and failing to follow her rules, so they got into a<br \/>\nfew loud spats here and there. Alex got tired of being called Alice<br \/>\nand blew up at Sean over dinner one night. Liz just wanted Sean to<br \/>\nleave her alone and stop following her around everywhere and kept<br \/>\ntelling at him to go away because it had crossed the line into creepy.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was the bizarre incident where Sean got into a fight with<br \/>\nRath and Lonnie over who was the laziest of the bunch. After Jim<br \/>\nValenti pointed out that Sean had been virtually useless and tried to<br \/>\nget him to go collect wood for a fire. Sean turned around and accused<br \/>\nLonnie and Rath of having done even less. Well, Lonnie and Rath don&#8217;t<br \/>\ntake constructive criticism so well, especially from humans, so they<br \/>\nended up in a huge screaming match that eventually resulted in Sean<br \/>\nwaking up out in the woods with singed hair, a killer headache and not<br \/>\nexactly remembering how the whole argument ended or how he got there.<\/p>\n<p>He tried to tell everybody what happened, but since he didn&#8217;t remember<br \/>\nmuch nobody took him seriously. Lonnie and Rath told everybody he<br \/>\nwalked into a branch while collecting wood and knocked himself out.<br \/>\nNobody paid much attention to Sean except Amy who reluctantly gave him<br \/>\nsome pain killers and a lecture about staying out of trouble. He<br \/>\ncomplained incessantly about the pain and refused to do any work.<\/p>\n<p>If that wasn&#8217;t enough enemies made in a couple days, Sean was foolish<br \/>\nenough to break into the food supply in the middle of the night and<br \/>\nstole a box of crackers. He nearly got away with it, but on the way<br \/>\nback to his tent he couldn&#8217;t resist the temptation of peeking in Liz<br \/>\nand Ava&#8217;s tent. Ava woke up screaming bloody murder and was soon<br \/>\njoined in her screaming by Liz whose idea of a face to wake up to was<br \/>\nnot Sean&#8217;s. Sean finally jumped back and stood up rapidly,<br \/>\nunfortunately catching his head on the top of the tent and dislodging<br \/>\none of the support poles such that when he finally extracted himself<br \/>\nfully, the tent collapsed on Liz and Ava. Soon the entire camp was<br \/>\nawake and saw Sean standing there like an idiot outside Liz and Ava&#8217;s<br \/>\ndeflated tent with the open box of crackers in his hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anyway, I vote for Amy DeLuca to be voted off the trip. That way<br \/>\nMichael and Maria can share a tent without Michael having to worry about<br \/>\nAmy chasing him around the campsite hitting him with camping equipment.<br \/>\nIt would hurt alot more than a newspaper, you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;it just HAS to be Rath&#8230;<br \/>\nLOOK AT HIS HAIR!! He looks like the cowardly lion&#8230;has a terrible accent and makes the stupidest faces I&#8217;ve ever seen&#8230;PLUS&#8230;he&#8217;s just Lonnie&#8217;s lackey&#8230;he doesn&#8217;t think for himself&#8230;*shiver*<br \/>\nHE MUST GO!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to Vote off Ava. She smacks her gum way to much&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;well i vote Lonnie off because she has been spending most of her time<br \/>\nflurting with Nicholas&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I vote for Maria. She was voted off because she did<br \/>\nnothing but follow Michael around saying &#8220;That&#8217;s how a<br \/>\nrelationship works.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! I&#8217;m voting for Lonnie because, well, she just wont stop sucking face<br \/>\nwith Rath and talking about how Alien Sex is sooooo great -PLEASE!&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t post all the reasons sent in so I had to pick and choose. Now that you saw how the first round went, time for the next victim to be decided upon. You have until Monday afternoon to send in your second round votes and I will announce the next victim after the show Monday night (PST of course ;) )<\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the rules:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking for the most interesting reasons why you are voting a person out of the camping trip and I will publish the best responses (even if they aren&#8217;t for the person who received the most votes) along with the latest casuality.<\/p>\n<p>To place your vote, send an email to RosSurvivor@aol.com with your vote and if you can (but it&#8217;s optional) a reason why you&#8217;re voting for that person.<\/p>\n<p>The game will continue through the week of May 21, 2001.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried posting this last night but it wouldn&#8217;t go through :( Well&#8230;it&#8217;s been three days and now it&#8217;s time<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[912],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roswell","tag-roswell-survivor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}