Well…it’s been nine days and now it’s time for another one of the sixteen “Roswell” campers to leave camp and head back to civilization.<\/p>\n
The third victim voted out of the camping trip, by the visitors of this site, by the majority of voters is..<\/p>\n
Rath.<\/strong><\/p>\n Rath walked away with 14 votes cast against him to Nicholas’ 9.<\/p>\n Here’s some of the responses to why people voted the way they did.. (I’m withholding names to make it more fair for everyone reading this and wanting to participate)<\/p>\n “My vote for the next casualty is Nicolas. There are many reasons as to why he should get the boot. “I vote that Amy is voted off. She is spazzing right and left over little “My vote is for Lonnie, that girl is trouble. She has way to many memories of “Max<\/p>\n because ever since he started “memory-retrieval” all he’s been doing is sucking face with Tess, and now that that skanky ho’s gone, all he does is pine away for her, which is making Liz sick to her stomach and that in turn is pissing off Maria.<\/p>\n He doesn’t pull any of his weight around the camp. and now that he’s finding his past, he bugs Michael and Isabel to get together and at least try the “memory-retrieval’ and embrace their destiny. THAT’s pissing off Alex majorly, because ever since his and Isabel’s huge make out session, he’s gone back to ‘square one’ and has become the lovesick puppy. But Isabel likes Alex and only sees Michael as a brother, so Max is majorly irritating her. Plus Michael likes Maria and only likes Izzy as a sister, so Max is pissing him off too.<\/p>\n In short, Max is pissing everyone off. He’s gotta go.”<\/p>\n “I vote Alex off the trip because he’s excluded from meetings etc. so often that none of the others would care (or probably notice) if he was involved or not.”<\/p>\n “It’s definitely time for Nicholas to leave the camping trip. He never Brody was also getting sick of picking all the skin sheddings out of “This week, I’m voting off Liz Parker.<\/p>\n Liz formed an alliance with Rath and Lonnie, who then stripped her mind “Now, last time I voted for Rath but Tess got kicked off. I guess I underestimated “It’s tough for me to say but it must be Maria even though I love her. “My vote definatly goes to Max. All he’s been doing lately is sitting on a “My vote goes for Amy Deluca because she is getting suspicious. Even though “Here’s why Nicholas deserves to get the boot. Let me set the scene. His mood gets progressively worse and he begins bitching about every little He alienates (excuse the pun) the New York crew even more when he tells Nicholas continually mutter about how they shall all pay for their The last straw, however, occurs when, in the space of two minutes, he asks So, wait a minute, I guess he doesn’t need to be voted off. But, he still “After the events that happened during last night’s campfire sing-along, I think it’s safe to say Kyle has got to go. “Ok Lonnie needs to go, she keeps shapeshifting into everyone else left on the island when their not around. She keeps causing trouble.Like the other day Maria and Liz were off collecting wood for the fire and Lonnie changes into Maria and starts to make out with Brody in front of Michael. Michael flips out and pulls Maria\/Lonnie off of Brody and hits Brody. All the time Lonnie is laughing. Then Maria and Liz come back and Lonnie changes back to herself. It was nuts. Lonnie needs to go.”<\/p>\n “Rath should get kicked off because he keeps hitting on every girl in the group and they are getting tired of it. He also stole all the Tabasco sauce and constanly fights with Max. Aparently he has an infereority complex.”<\/p>\n “Max Evans! “After a wild fight between Rath and Michael, it was decided by everyone that something must be done about the situation. Ever since the beginning of the camping trip, Rath had been causing frequent disturbances, and quite frankly, everyone was just plain ANNOYED with him. It started with innocent remarks about the Roswellians style, which were ignored by everyone but Tess, who had been pretty touchy about everything since Max kept shrugging off her attempts for ‘action,’ shall we say. But, moving on, Rath decided that just wasn’t enough. He started trashing tents, and finding Amy eating pastrami with mayo didn’t help. He was reported to shout ‘What kinda sick mothers are you here? Screw you all! You can get your own firewood!’ A remark from Kyle started a brawl, and Rath ended up landing in the fire. With singed hair and a burned face, Lonnie refused to talk to him, and he has spent the last 3 days moaning in his tent like an animal. It just isn’t working out. Rath has to go.”<\/p>\n “Amy DeLuca is becoming a major problem in the Roswell Survival Camp and she must be voted out. Last week she made alien attena balls out of leaves and twigs and now she is forcing all the campers to help her make alien dolls out of clay found near the lake. All Michael and Maria want to do is have some fun and share some romantic moments, but Amy keeps interfering with requests for them to go get her more clay. Even the Sheriff is sick of her and has been reported to have muttered “I should have locked her up for life when I had the chance” while he was gathering kindling for the fire. I’m sorry Miss DeLuca but the Roswellians have Spoken, you must now get in the Jetta and leave the camp immediately, and for heaven’s sake, take your stupid alien antennas with you!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n I couldn’t post all the reasons sent in so I had to pick and choose. Now that you saw how the last round went, time for the next victim to be decided upon. You have until Monday afternoon to send in your second round votes and I will announce the next victim Monday night\/Tuesday morning (PST of course ;) )<\/p>\n Here’s the rules:<\/strong><\/p>\n I’m looking for the most interesting reasons why you are voting a person out of the camping trip and I will publish the best responses (even if they aren’t for the person who received the most votes) along with the latest casuality.<\/p>\n To place your vote, send an email to RosSurvivor@aol.com with your vote and if you can (but it’s optional) a reason why you’re voting for that person.<\/p>\n The players still left in the game are: Amy DeLuca, Brody, Ava, Alex Whitman, Isabel Evans, Jim and Kyle Valenti, Liz Parker, Lonnie, Maria DeLuca, Max Evans, Michael Guerin, and Nicholas.<\/p>\n The game will continue through the week of May 21, 2001. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well…it’s been nine days and now it’s time for another one of the sixteen “Roswell” campers to leave camp and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[912],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leading","tag-roswell-survivor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1784"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crashdown.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=1784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIt all started when Nicolas cut a peephole into Maria and Isabel’s tent instead of actually doing any work. At nighttime when everyone went to go get some sleep, Nicolas sneaked out of his tent with Brody and over to Izzy and Maria’s tent to have a little peep show. Unfortunately for our evil little Kivar, the hole he had cut into the tent had let in 96 mosquitos. The girls quickly noticed and started to freak. Maria, always prepared for any situation, had a canister of 100% deet bug spray in the tent. (Isabel had first complained of hitting her head on it at night, but now she was grateful.) Maria sprayed all the bugs while Isabel was shrieking about dead mosquitos in the tent. Nicolas was laughing his ass off, but all the screaming alerted the attentions of Max and Micheal, who shared a tent nearby. The two came over to investigate and saw Nicolas with his peephole. Micheal threatened to kill him, and Nicolas threatened to kill Max. A shouting match ensued and soon Lonnie and Rath were alerted
\nto it because they had been changing the molecular structure of some empty Tobasco bottles by the fire pit. Once they learned what was happening, Lonnie responded by imposing her will over Rath, Micheal, and Max to go give Nicolas a little “talk” in the woods. Isabel knew what Lonnie was up to, but she didn’t care because she was feeling mucho vulnerable at that point.
\nThe next morning the sheriff was assigning chores when he noticed that Nicolas was missing. He decided to send a search party for him. Liz and Ava discovered Nicolas bound and gagged to an oak tree about four miles from the campsite with a crow trying to nest in his hair! The sheriff was NOT impressed.
\nSo my vote is Nicolas because he is disturbing the peace and harmony (as well as privacy, that’s TWO peepholes in a row now) of the group.”<\/p>\n
\nthings that don’t matter and wreaking havoc throughout the entire camp.
\nWanna know what happened, Roswell fans? You wanna know what made Amy go
\ncrazy? This is what happed: Michael put his arm around Maria, Amy freaked
\nout and hit him over the head with a portable toaster. Kyle tried to offer
\nBudhhist words of wisdom to calm her down but she would have none of it.
\nEnraged, Amy prepared to knock Kyle over with a golf umbrella but hit the
\nsherrif instead, sending him falling into the fire in front of Maria, at
\nthe other side, who screamed and fell backwards off the log she was sitting
\non. Rath started to laugh because he could see up her skirt. Lonnie
\nwhacked him on the head, he fell, pushing Nicholas over into the mud.
\nNicholas started to rant about the butt-ugly, stinking wilderness. Then a
\nfight begins among all campers. Amy yelling at Michael, Maria yelling at
\nher mother and Rath at the same time, Kyle AND Sheriff Valenti yelling at
\nAmy, Lonnie yelling at Rath and Nicholas yelling above all the rest about
\nthe woods and all of the bugs, mud, work, stupid people and he goes on and
\non. Amy HAS TO GO!:)”<\/p>\n
\n“her past life” and at some point she is going to turn on everyone – (Mole
\nanyone?) This is just insane.
\nShe’s flirting all day with Nicholas, but you can see that ever since
\nMichael and Rath are so similar in appearence it’s getting quite annoying
\nwhen she starts trying to make out with Michael and then claims she couldn’t
\ntell the difference. Really! I mean Michael is a little rough around the
\nedges when it comes to looks but really…
\nNot to mention you can see that she is blanantly not very found of Isabel,
\nwho she is clearly jealous of because Isabel is such a goody-goody compared
\nto Lonnie.
\nBut the real worrier is with Max… if she killed off the first Max then
\nwhat makes anyone think she won’t kill off the other.
\nBe careful, all I can say is that it’s a good thing that Liz and Max are
\nspending more time together now that Tess is gone, Liz can protect him
\nsomewhat, but at some point Lonnie is just gonna kill her off too.”<\/p>\n
\ndid adjust well to the whole concept of roughing it. He and Lonnie
\nconstantly whined about the cold, the rain, the boring food and the
\nlousy company and, for obvious reason, the pod squad was never too
\ncomfortable around him.<\/p>\n
\ntheir tent. Nicholas tried to pass it off as an odd skin condition,
\nbut Brody never fully believed it and was getting really frustrated at
\nNicholas’ inability to clean up after himself. Amy eventually
\noverheard one of their discussions about the skin condition and
\nmanaged to get all upset that it might be contagious. After that she
\nrefused to go anywhere near Nicholas (probably a good idea, anyhow)
\nand fussed at everybody over his supposed need to leave for medical
\nattention he was an obvious choice to be one of the next to leave.”<\/p>\n
\nof everything she knows about the Granilith. Due to poor alliance
\nchoices, she causes everyone in the group to be kidnapped by the aliens,
\ntied to trees, and left with no food or water while the two of them
\nescape with Max back to Antar.”<\/p>\n
\nthe fact that everyone thinks Tess is a bitch. Except for Kyle maybe.
\nAnyways Rath isn’t the biggest problem anymore since Max put a forcefield
\naround him so that he cannot go after the females in the group. No, the
\nbig problem is Brody. As we all know, you can’t sneak food into the camp.
\nWell this morning while the others went hiking, Ava spied Brody eating
\npepperjack cheese. Ava told the others and they went through his stuff
\nlooking for evidence. Maria jumped to Brody’s defense saying that going
\nthrough his stuff is wrong. Michael accused her of liking Brody. She
\ndenied it and they got into one of their shouting matches. They didn’t
\nfind anything but they confronted Brody about it. He denied it saying
\nhe was actually gnawing on some leaves. Yeah,right. We all know the man
\ncan’t live without his cheese for longer than a day and sneaking food
\nis not right. I’m sorry Brody but your pepperjack loving, alien abductee
\nself has to leave the woods.”<\/p>\n
\nFirst of all the girl hates the outdoors, and you would likely catching
\nher pitching a tent around the same time you would catch her pitching a
\nbaseball, which is never. Plus, can we discuss the amount of lip gloss?
\nThere is no way those lips are not a magnet of stick for every known
\ninsect in the area, so if she stays she will be consuming way too much bug
\nprotein :) Besides, everyone in Camp Roswell is getting sick of her
\nundying devotion to Michael. Just yesterday she caught him making out
\nwith Lonnie under the guise of…,”hey, I just thought it would give me a
\nlittle insight in how to get home faster okay?” Not okay. When Maria
\nbegan venting about the Cheating Dog the camp felt sympathy, but by the
\nthird day of relentless sobbing and flip one-liners Jim informed Maria
\nthat she had to go. They couldn’t take her masochistic personality when
\nit came to Michael and she needed to go home for a little R&R. Jim
\nthought maybe the pine air got to her, so now Maria is packing up and
\nmoving out.”<\/p>\n
\nbig rock proclaiming himself “The Man.” Yesterday he accused Michael of
\ntrying to override The Man by suggesting he do some actual work. Michael
\nstormed off into the forest, causing a huge uproar. Not only did we not have
\ndinner (Michael being the cook usually makes it for us) but Rath, Lonnie,
\nand Ava had no protection against the sharp-beaked birds that kept trying to
\nsteal they’re peircings. Max was too busy being The Man to protect them with
\nhis powers, Michael was in the forest and Nicholas was complaining about the
\ndirt on the forest floor. He says Kivar shoulnd’t have to walk on such
\nfilth, so Michael finally just zapped him up in a tree. (Heh) Anyway, Lonnie
\nwas pecked to death. Not that anyone cared or anything because she kept
\ntrying to kill us all, but Nicholas has been having a hard time with puberty
\nand killed Rath from his perch in the tree for the loss of his sex toy. Jim
\nimediatly pulled off a round and killed Nicholas on impact. You should have
\nheard the celebrations. We aren’t exactly sure why he killed Nicholas
\nbecause he wasn’t the biggest fan of Rath himself. We suspect he’s still
\nsteaming about Nicholas’s attempt to turn him into a Nintendo 64.
\nFortunatly, Ava was able to stop him before Jim’s head turned into a
\nhandheld control and his behind into a TV screen, but he was still pretty
\nmad.
\nThen Max told Ava (since Tess is gone) that he’d now refer to her as
\nThe Woman. She blew her top and offered to help Kyle kidnap and tie him to a
\ntree, but Alex, loyal friend, found out and warned The Man and he was able
\nto escape safely, much to the dissapointment of the rest of us. The Man ran
\ninto Michael into the forest. We don’t know exactly what happened there, but
\nwhen we found them, The Man was hanging upside down from a tree and his hair
\nwas gone. Michael was laughing hysterically next to him. After he stopped
\nlaughing we cut down Max and headed back to camp, where Max was laughed at
\nincessantly, causing him to blow up one of our three tents, the one that
\nMichael, Rath, Max, and Nicholas used to share. Michael moved to Alex, Jim,
\nand Kyle’s tent, and Max now sleeps outside at night, sometimes grumbling in
\nhis slumber and shouting out “The MAN!” and disturbing everyone else. Now
\nRath, Nicholas and Lonnie are gone. Like I mentioned, no one really cares,
\nbut they did have some alien powers that we might miss. However, I’m sure
\nthat everyone’s releieved that their lives aren’t in danger anymore. I think
\nthat cancells out the loss of the magical fire thing. But Max is being
\ntotally intolerable and really is overracting about the bald thing.
\nFrankly.. The Man has got to go.”<\/p>\n
\nrepeatedly warned by Max to do everything the human way, the podsters, the
\ndupes and Nicholas are constantly using their powers for survival. Nicholas
\nkeeps sneaking into the girls tents at night to view their dreams. All of
\nthem are waking up with monsterous headaches and Amy caught Nicholas leaving
\nher tent one early morning. Michael keeps using his to impress Maria that
\nhe can control his powers unlike the time wasn’t totally honest about why
\nhis tv blew after he discovered that Courtney was a skin. He accidently blew
\nup Amy’s water jug while her back was turned when he was aiming for a lizard
\nbeside it. Isabel and Kyle amuse themselves nightly with dreamwalking which
\ngot them both into a particularly vivid dream of Valenti’s that had Kyle
\nrunning out of Iz’s tent waking up the entire camp. Lonnie keeps posing as
\nIsabelle and throwing herself at Alex which completely confuses him because
\nIsabelle keeps maintaining that she doesn’t need a man in her life and
\nbesides, they seem to end up dead. Max, even though he tells everyone not
\nto do it, uses them to heal Liz’s wounds that she gets in gathering wood and
\nfood so he can connect with her. Amy is always running to get the first aid
\nkit and returns to find Liz “glowing” after each incident. She must go in
\norder to protect the aliens.”<\/p>\n
\nThey’ve all been on the island for a week and food is running out. Nicholas
\nknows that he has no friends there so he tries to help out by gathering
\ncoconuts. While Rath, Michael, Isabel and Lonnie bring back a plethora of
\nthe yummy treats, Nicholas comes back empty-handed. Why? you ask. Well,
\nnot to pick on the vertically challenged, but the boy cannot reach the
\ncoconuts. He attempts to make up for this by helping to build a shelter,
\nbut yet again, while he tries to help to build the roof, he cannot reach the
\nboards.<\/p>\n
\nthing. His rant about the dirty water rivals the one that he delivered about
\nNYC. He began to seriously worrys the others when he tells them how easy it
\nis to make a weapon out of palm tree leaves. He gets even more upset when
\nall of the women refuse to share the tent with him. The word “statutory” is
\nmuttered by someone.<\/p>\n
\nthem, day in and day out, that they are rejects already so they should be
\nthe next to leave. That his DNA is stronger than their’s does not sit well
\nwith Rath, so he steals his clothing and holds it above his head. No one
\nelse is amused by this, being that they are forced to behold a naked
\nNicholas jumping up and down. Kyle maintains that he has gone blind from
\nthe site of it.<\/p>\n
\nmistreatment of him when Kivar returns. How Kivar is all powerful and shall
\nput him in charge of them as human and alien slave labor. When Amy asks who
\nKivar is, Liz lies badly and tells her that it is his miniature collie that
\nNicholas had to leave behind.<\/p>\n
\nLonnie and Isabel to assist him in making a “Vilandra sandwich” and then
\ntells Maria that “good things come in small packages” as he lasciviously
\nwaggles his eyebrows at her. Alex, Max, Kyle, Michael and Rath take a walk
\nwith him and he disappears.<\/p>\n
\ngets my vote.”<\/p>\n
\nAlex and Maria decided to celebrate Sean and Tess’s departure by organizing a campfire sing-along. They all started singing “Bye Bye miss American Pie…”
\nAll of a sudden Kyle started screaming “I cannot find the Locust”, “I cannot find the Locust” over and over. Jim tried calming him down, but Kyle just ran off into the woods, trying to recite other Buddhist phrases. Apon further investigation, it seemed that Kyle was having a flash-back of when he and Alex were being “attacked” by the crystals.
\nSo I think maybe Kyle just needs a break from all the aliens.”<\/p>\n
\nAfter the last tribal council everyone was quite
\nstirred up. Many believed that Rath would be voted
\noff because he continuesly drums songs on anything and
\neverything he can find. At first everyone thought it
\nwas cute until they realized that the songs he has
\nbeen playing are Metallica songs. I quote Liz after
\nthe “Metallica discussion”, “This madness has to
\nstop!”
\nIn the end Tess was tossed out. Perhaps people
\nfigured that she wasn’t needed, but ever since the
\ngroup returned from the tribal council everyone has
\nbeen struggling. I guess Tess was really important
\nafter all! Max realized that everyone was stuggling
\nand he quickly started ordering people around to try
\nand get everyone working again. Lonnie talks about
\nhis recent behavior, “Yo Max, he just been acting up
\nin my face and yelling orders at me and yeah, I just
\nkeep telling him yo, this is survivor, this ain’t no
\nBootcamp!” Several tribe members got together for a
\nmeeting and decided that Max had to be booted off
\nbecause of his bossy, yet undecisive attitude.”<\/p>\n