TOPOLSKY:
I was bad and I was evil
Working as a counselor of guidance
I did a good job of hidin'
The undercover agent in me
Kicked the sheriff in the head and
Gave poor Alex Whitman a nosebleed
The little bastard exposed me
And sent me flying back to D.C.
And I'll never be okay again

Oh, was mighty but then I fell
Now I'm in shock
I've been in hell

Not afraid of death or plague
Apocalypse, destruction, or doom
Because I've been in the white room
And I'm not even the enemy
Put me in a hospital in
Maryland, they had to commit me
'Cause now the government owns me
And everyone acts like I'm a Section Eight
That's just great

Oh, was mighty but then I fell
Now I'm in shock
I've been in hell
I was mighty but then I fell
And now I'm back
Here in Roswell

Hi
You're running out of luck
The Special Unit sucks
Don't mess with Pierce or you'll
Get really hurt and maybe die
And that would not be right
'Cause you're my last lifeline
To a semi-sane mind
Semi-sane mind
Mind...

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's coming to get you
Pretend I never met you
You're not on any FBI list, you're normal kids
If I risk my life like this
And get that other orb thingy can it
Just take me back to your planet
Far away from that deputy or he'll kill me