LIZ AND TESS:
You need to give it up
I've had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine

LIZ:
I think it's time we got this clear
So you can hussy on out of here
Here's a quarter, buy a clue
Max is so not into you
TESS:
Wake up and smell the cherry coke
Your relationship's a joke
Someday I'll have his sexy bod
For we are two peas from a pod

TESS:
In our former royal life
I was Max's friggin' wife
You must respect the *destiny*
He can't take his eyes off me
LIZ:
Maybe he just had to stare
At all that drag makeup you wear
When you first showed up, acting dense
And interrupting people mid-sentence

BOTH:
You need to give it up
I've had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Shut up about your fate
We really are soulmates
He's in love with me
The boy is mine

TESS:
In his fantasies all day
We did it the human way
You think you fill him with desire?
I made him set his shirt on fire
LIZ:
It's not his fault about the flames
Manipulation was to blame
He gets bad thoughts of me just fine
Without me screwing with his mind

LIZ:
Why do we even have to fight?
You flirt with everyone in sight
Let go of Max 'cause I am his
You can still have Kyle or Is
TESS:
Why can't I get through to you?
He kissed me right in your plain view
He's engineered to be my guy
Little metal books don't lie

BOTH:
You need to give it up
I've had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
Shut up about your fate
We really are soulmates
He's in love with me
The boy is mine

LIZ: You talk and over-enunciate
TESS: I just want to compensate
LIZ: What are you tryink to say?
TESS: Trying's I-N-G, not I-N-K
(they start bitch-fighting)
LIZ: That's it, you little alien ho
TESS: Alright, bring it on, let's go
LIZ: You've made your last sugar cube design
TESS: Whatever, the boy's still mine