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Kyle: Michael, Michael, Michael. Let me explain something to you. Here on the planet earth we have this thing called jealousy.
Liz: Everything is going to be fine between you and Maria. Trust me.
Michael: She cooked him Italian food last night.
Liz: Oh.
Michael: I knew it. It’s a problem.
Liz: No, it’s not a problem. It’s just, um, it’s food.
Michael: No, Liz. It’s Italian food.
Liz: Michael, please don’t do anything stupid. Or alien! Or both! Please!
Liz: I think you’ve been trying to remember who you used to be for a long time. Say it.
Maria: Sometimes I just feel like I’ve paid this huge price for knowing Michael and knowing these aliens. It’s like… God, I didn’t think I’d end up here dealing with this crap every day. I mean, I love Michael, and I do sort of love this ridiculous soap opera, but I can’t take it anymore.
Max: We still need your healing stone.
Michael: I think it’s at Maria’s.
Max: You think it’s at Maria’s?
Michael: Yeah, I don’t know. Most likely.
Max: I bet if it was one of your Metallica CDs, you’d know where it was.
Michael: Hey, you wanna bring that up again? The reason I got pissed is because you put “And Justice For All” before “Master of the Puppets”.
Max: Yeah, in alphabetical order.
Michael: They go in order of the release date.
Max: And you don’t know where your healing stone is?
Michael: Do you still wanna sleep on my couch?
Michael: My powers are slightly out of whack.
Max: “Out of whack”?
Michael: I’ve been blowing things up all day.
Michael: Will you come back to me?
Maria: I don’t know.