Review: – To Serve and Protect

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Roswell, To Serve and Protect

Isabel pulls a Nancy Drew.

January 23, 2001

In the first few minutes of this one, I know that we, the viewing audience, are all thinking the exact same thing: “My God, even Liz Parker’s dreams are the most cheesy-ass thing since Velveeta started coming in spray-cans!”

(Please note: I don’t think Velveeta really comes in spray-cans. I am merely illustrating a point. Hopefully, you are all still reading this and didn’t get all excited and book it to Safeway, dollar bills clutched in hand, face filled with joy and…hope.)