#113 The Convention – Quotes

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Maria: My mother. Great first impression.
Michael: Why would I want to make an impression?

Michael: Alien Takedown? What is that? Some sort of wrestling match?
Maria: Yeah, the Alien Takedown. You have a problem with that?
Michael: Yeah, you know what? I do. I’m here trying to figure out the meaning of my existence and I’m tired of having to wade through the kooks like you and the freak shows like this to do it.

Max: Mud.
Liz: What?
Max: Pie. Mud pie. For the lunch the Crashdown is catering tomorrow. I was thinking about mud pie.

Isabel (about the UFO center): This place is psychologically damaging.

Michael: Mud.
Maria: What?
Michael: Mud. I am thinking about mud.
Maria: Why do I even try?

Max: Michael, I’ve gotta talk to you about something. Personal. Michael: Nothing’s too personal. Max: How do you do it with Maria? Michael: Too personal.

Sheriff Valenti: I didn’t know this was gonna happen. I didn’t know he was as dangerous as he was.
Max: What did you tell him? Why did he come after me? You’re the Sheriff. You’re supposed to protect me. But all you’ve done is go after me! You believe all these crazy things. You’re just like Hubble. You want me? Well, here I am! Take me.