#316 Crash – Quotes

Added by Lena

Kyle: Hey, you know that king thing tattoo on Michael’s chest?
Liz: That’s gone. Max is king now.
Kyle: I know, I know. But what I was going to say was maybe Michael can get like “I’m eternally sorry” tattooed there instead and just flash it every half hour, regardless? Saves time, cuts stress’ Do we know the faux pas?

Maria: Yeah, he…uh… threatened my life and then shoved me out of a moving vehicle and just left me in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
Michael: The car was stopped and I never threatened to kill you! Maria: After you suggested it would be better off if I was dead and Jesse and everybody else who knows about your little secret.
Michael: It was a suggestion. Why am I always apologizing for who I am?
Maria: It wasn’t you Michael.
Michael: Yes it is me. Max was dead. I was king. I did what I had to do.
Maria: Fine.
Michael: I’m not sorry about it either.
Maria: Fine!
Michael: No, I’m not sorry.
Maria: Fine.

Crashdown guest (to Maria): That’s not what I want.
Maria: What you want is the Olive Garden.