#202 Ask Not – Quotes

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Michael: You said he mentioned another alien. What exactly did he say?
Max: He said that we were all in danger… that the skins were among us.

Kyle: My strength fails. My vitality exhausted. I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirring through the night.

Kyle: Damn human of him. Of course, he is the reason I got shot in the first place, but what the hell. No conditions are permanent. No conditions are reliable. Nothing is self.

Brody: I said go home. Evans? If anybody asks, you never saw any of this.

Maria: It is just a matter of time before you weaken.
Liz: Thank you.
Maria: It’s not a dig. It’s just a fact. You are in love with him. You can’t live without him, and you’re going to get back together with him.

Tess: “Sure, Tess. As long as you keep your hands off me.” It’s ok. I know how you feel about me…how everyone feels about me.

Tess: Calvin Klein. I approve.
Kyle: Dad!!!

Liz: No, no, no. Um… uh… you see, he left this message, a voicemail, saying that he was going away and he wasn’t coming back ever and that it was over between the two of you.

Liz: Maria, will you do me a favor? Will you keep your big fat nose out of this?
Maria: Message received. Man!

strong>Whitaker: Don’t be shy. It’s not every day you walk in on your boss drinking and shredding…but then again, you’ve never worked in Washington.

Tess: Kind of uptight about nudity, aren’t you, for a guy who reads Jugs?
Kyle: Give me that!
Tess: Oh…the post-its? Nice touch.

Tess: “Buddhism for Beginners” is also under your bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about being sandwiched between Hustler and Busty Biker Babes?

Max: What are you saying?
Isabel: We have to kill him.
Michael: Wow.

Brody: Exactly. Do you know what this means, Max? Aliens. I mean, not like they’re walking among us or anything stupid like that, but they’re actually making contact with people right here in Roswell. Now what do you think of that? So what about you, Max? What’s your abduction story?

Alex: Note to self… take more computer classes.

Quote of the Week

Tess: You tell ’em, Buddha boy!