#103 Monsters – Quotes

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Maria: Does your mother know?
Isabel: What, that she does stupid things?
Maria: No, that you and Max are… you know, different…
Isabel: You mean horrible, disgusting creatures from outer space who sneak into your room at night and perform excruciating experiments?

Isabel: That girl is just an accident waiting to happen.
Max: Look, Isabel could you at least try and make an effort?
Isabel: No.
Max: Think about it. People see movies with aliens. Aliens killing humans. Evil aliens. Green aliens. If you keep acting this way with Maria, she’s going to think that’s what we are.
Isabel: Exactly. I’m telling you this evil alien thing could work for us in this situation. The way to deal with her is to make her sweat, keep her on her toes. Make her afraid of my shadow, of your shadow, of her shadow, of Michael’s shadow. Right Michael?
Michael: Or we could just kill her. (Max gives him a look.) Kidding.

Alex (to Mrs. Topolsky): Excellent follow-up question. Very good technique.

Kyle (to Topolsky when he received the result of his computer profile): Law enforcement? This is a joke, right?

Liz: Maria!
Maria: She’s out there.
Liz: Who’s out there?
Maria: Queen Amidala!
Liz: Okay, Maria, you’ve got to calm down here. You’ve got to control yourself.

Milton (talking to Max in the UFO center): And I swear on my mother’s grave that one day I will stand face to face with one of these creatures and I will say ‘I told you so.’

(Maria is driving along the road, and pulls up next to Isabel, whose car has broken down again.)
Isabel: You alone?
Maria: Do you see the army behind me?