#118 Tess, Lies and Videotape – Quotes

Added by Lena

Liz: It’s like… everything I see with my eyes… tells me that he’s… cheating on me. But everything I feel with my heart tells me that he’s not.
Maria: I don’t know, if Max is lying or what, Liz, I just… I know that you usually go with your heart.

Michael: We’re using it to spy on Tess, alright?
Maria: Don’t you think that’s a little drastic? I’m mean we already know they kissed.
Michael: No, we think it’s much more than that. We think they’re FBI.
Maria: What? What happened to partners? What happened to an even exchange of information, Michael?
Michael: I lied.

Maria: Max isn’t human. What if Czechoslovakians can’t resist temptations?

Isabel: Hi, Alex.
Tess: He’s got it so bad for you.
Isabel: He’s sweet.
Tess: Sweet as in nice guy, or sweet as in potential love connection?
Isabel: Sweet as in I don’t know.

Max: The way I’m driven to her, it’s not just attraction… it’s something else. Please, Liz, you have to have faith in me. In us.
Liz: Have faith?
Max: Yes, until I figure out what’s going on. I’m telling you when I kissed her, I saw things. I had a flash.
Liz: You had a flash when you kissed her, Max? Like when you kissed me? I guess I’m not so special after all, huh?