#115 Independence Day – Quotes

Added by Lena

Driver (to Michael): If you were an alien and could go anywhere in the world, would you pick Roswell?

Maria: You know the boy that I slept but didn’t sleep with? Amy: Unfortunately the shock has indelibly printed his face on my brain. Maria: He’s in jail. Amy: Oh, this just gets better and better, doesn’t it?

Maria: He’s a cop. And you’re a hippie. Amy: Well, opposites attract.

Amy: Maria, there are like three single guys in all of Roswell. And two of them live in the Desert Inn Retirement community.